If ladies were banks
- The tall slim ones are called --Skye bank;
- The robust and spacious ones--Oceanic bank;
- The ones that moves from one relationship to another--Intercontinental bank;
- The silent but dangerous ones are--Firstinland bank;
- Those who are not cute yet they love being heard-- Bank PHB;
- Those who stick to one man--Fidelity bank;
- Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection--UBA;
- Those that go to any extend to make you sad--Zenith bank;
- Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue--Union bank;
- The brief and summarized ones--Micro Finance;
- The huge ones that ''stand gidigba for ground'--Firstbank;
- The beautiful, reserved and homely ones--Diamond Bank;
- The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke -- GTBank