IF LADIES WERE BANKS,.... (Enjoy the Joke)

If ladies were banks

- The tall slim ones are called --Skye bank;

- The robust and spacious ones--Oceanic bank;

- The ones that moves from one relationship to another--Intercontinental bank;

- The silent but dangerous ones are--Firstinland bank;

- Those who are not cute yet they love being heard-- Bank PHB;

- Those who stick to one man--Fidelity bank;

- Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection--UBA;

- Those that go to any extend to make you sad--Zenith bank;

- Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue--Union bank;

- The brief and summarized ones--Micro Finance;

- The huge ones that ''stand gidigba for ground'--Firstbank;

- The beautiful, reserved and homely ones--Diamond Bank;

- The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke -- GTBank