If ladies were banks:
The tall slim ones are called - Skye bank;
The robust and spacious ones - Oceanic bank;
The ones that move from one relationship to another - Intercontinental bank;
The silent but dangerous ones are - First inland bank;
Those who are not cute yet they love being heard - Bank PHB;
Those who stick to one man - Fidelity bank;
Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection - UBA;
Those that go to any extent to make you sad - Zenith bank;
Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue - Union bank;
The brief and summarized ones - Micro Finance;
The huge ones that stand gidigba for ground - First bank;
The beautiful, reserved and homely ones - Diamond Bank;
The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke – GTB
The ones that divorce is almost there but would not agree are - Spring bank,
The ones who prefer to marry foreigners - Stanbic IBTC,
The ones that have terminal ailment but would not want all to know - Unity bank,
The ones that their father would not let go of them easily - FCMB
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O boy! dat was quite funny! U cud imagine if actually ladies were all of these?
Let every youth in naija learn 2 be responsible and Good citizens. I pray God help us!
i be lady, i think you are good boy
Thank God say my babe no dey here;I mean the one that is loving, caring and gives me 24hr unfettered ACCESS to her. I say ACCESS,if u say ACCESS BANK,na u knoooow o.
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Thanks.You hav justed credited my account with about 10 megatons of happiness,enough to keep me happy for the next 6months. Thanks once again.Originally Posted by grace adamu
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and if men are banks? pls put a re-joinder, cos for every woman there is a man
Luv ur nebo na u b d correct guy o! If nt 4ds ur 'nebo' dt reminds me of a VC in a particular sch wt a name like 'nebo' i wud hv taken u out 4dinner.We nid a re-joindr 'if guys r banks' jst 2balance equation
My critics aint seen nothing yet!
O'boy what of CBN? abi girls no fit be dat one ni?
be good all the time
...of course, that's the Tall, Smart One that keeps you on your toes 247!
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nice one
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