IF LADIES WERE BANKS!!!

If ladies were banks:
The tall slim ones are called - Skye bank;
The robust and spacious ones - Oceanic bank;
The ones that move from one relationship to another - Intercontinental bank;
The silent but dangerous ones are - First inland bank;
Those who are not cute yet they love being heard - Bank PHB;
Those who stick to one man - Fidelity bank;
Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection - UBA;
Those that go to any extent to make you sad - Zenith bank;
Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue - Union bank;
The brief and summarized ones - Micro Finance;
The huge ones that stand gidigba for ground - First bank;
The beautiful, reserved and homely ones - Diamond Bank;
The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke – GTB
The ones that divorce is almost there but would not agree are - Spring bank,
The ones who prefer to marry foreigners - Stanbic IBTC,
The ones that have terminal ailment but would not want all to know - Unity bank,
The ones that their father would not let go of them easily - FCMB

O boy! dat was quite funny! U cud imagine if actually ladies were all of these?

i be lady, i think you are good boy

Thank God say my babe no dey here;I mean the one that is loving, caring and gives me 24hr unfettered ACCESS to her. I say ACCESS,if u say ACCESS BANK,na u knoooow o.

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Originally Posted by grace adamu

hey felix
ur comments are always interesting. keep it up

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Thanks.You hav justed credited my account with about 10 megatons of happiness,enough to keep me happy for the next 6months. Thanks once again.

and if men are banks? pls put a re-joinder, cos for every woman there is a man

Luv ur nebo na u b d correct guy o! If nt 4ds ur 'nebo' dt reminds me of a VC in a particular sch wt a name like 'nebo' i wud hv taken u out 4dinner.We nid a re-joindr 'if guys r banks' jst 2balance equation

O'boy what of CBN? abi girls no fit be dat one ni?

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Originally Posted by SOME-MORE

O'boy what of CBN? abi girls no fit be dat one ni?

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...of course, that's the Tall, Smart One that keeps you on your toes 247!

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Originally Posted by luv ur nebo

and if men are banks? pls put a re-joinder, cos for every woman there is a man

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...Coming Soon! 8)

nice one