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    Senior Member kemistkris's Avatar
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    IF I WERE A GUY/LADY...THIS IS HOW I WOULD DO IT

    As for me l hate how the ladies run there mouth...there is nothing natural about a lady being gossipy or loquacious...i more than hate their DEEP LEVEL OF PRETENSE AND HARD TO GET FRONTS WHEN THEY ARE MUCH INTERESTED...lo hate their materialistic tendencies and quarrelsome fits...l hate it when they rely on makeups instead of being natural...l hate it that they hate their fellow women and get worked up with jealousy instead of admiration when they see a better lady...l hate it that they are good in making mountains out of molehills...l hate it that they dont reason like men...l hate it that they have a poisonous mind...l hate it that they dress like whores and expect u to put a ring on their fingers...l hate it that thay are oftentimes not intouch with reality...l hate it that they are also fickleminded...l hate it that they are not graceful in thought, speech, carriage and act...l hate it that they are housewifes...l hate it that they think that marriage is the greatest achievement...l hate it that bthey can give 10 lies within a second why they dont want to and finally succumb to the urge they have been burning with from the onstart the next second...l hate it that they bleed,it gives me goosebumps, but it aint their fault...the list is endless

    @d whole house...guys and ladies...pls feel free to bare ur mind...lets help ourselves out...no eye can see itself...Beyonce and R.Kelly tried to rub minds on this issue too...see the lyrics below



    "If I Were A Boy (Remix)"
    (feat. R. Kelly)

    [Beyonce:]
    If I were a boy
    Even just for a day
    I'd roll out of bed in the morning
    And throw on what i wanted then go
    Drink beer with the guys
    And chase after girls
    I'd kick it with who I wanted, and I'd never get confronted for it
    Cuz they'd stick up for me

    If I were a boy
    I think I could understand
    How it feels to love a girl
    I swear I'd be a better man
    I'd listen to her
    'Cuz I know how it hurts
    When you lose the one you wanted
    'Cuz he's taken you for granted
    And everything you had got destroyed

    [R. Kelly:]
    If you were a boy
    Then, girl, you'd understand
    You need to stop listenin' to your friends
    Love, respect, and trust your man
    So I go to clubs with the guys
    And sometimes flirt with the girls
    I should be able to roll out, as long as I'm comin' home to you
    And give you the world

    But you're not a boy
    So you don't have a clue
    How I work and pay the bills
    How everything I do is for you
    [Beyonce:]
    I'd listen to her
    'Cuz I know how it hurts
    When you lose the one you wanted
    'Cuz he's taken you for granted
    And everything you had got destroyed

    [Beyonce:]
    If I were a boy (If I were a girl)
    I would turn off my phone (I wouldn't play games)
    Tell everyone it's broken
    So they'd think that I was sleeping alone (girl you that's wrong)
    I'd put myself first
    And make the rules as I go
    'Cuz I know that she'd be faithful
    Waiting for me to come home, to come home

    [R. Kelly:]
    But you're not a boy
    So you can't understand
    You are not a perfect woman
    And I am not a perfect man
    [Beyonce:]
    I'd listen to her
    'Cuz I know how it hurts (and I know how you feel)
    When you lose the one you wanted
    'Cuz he's taken you for granted
    And everything you had got destroyed (said I'm sorry)

    [Beyonce:]
    It's a little too late for you to come back
    [R. Kelly:]
    But I can't let you go, 'cuz I'm too attached
    If you thought I would wait for you
    You thought wrong

    But you're just a boy....
    may the power of love overcome the love of power!

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    Re: IF I WERE A GUY/LADY...THIS IS HOW I WOULD DO IT

    Guy you are too much, in fact every single word you wrote about sisters is so correct. they need to change their orientation coz it does not pay

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    Re: IF I WERE A GUY/LADY...THIS IS HOW I WOULD DO IT

    same applies to men.
    JEHOVAH JIREH IS GOOD TO ME

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    Re: IF I WERE A GUY/LADY...THIS IS HOW I WOULD DO IT

    Ok!

    So Kemistkris, what do you like about them?
    No One Will Know You Are Honest Unless You Give Out Samples!

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    Re: IF I WERE A GUY/LADY...THIS IS HOW I WOULD DO IT

    @jeanie could you pls do me one favor and tell us exactly what men do, i'd love to hear the opinion of a woman who has a voice i respect.
    Thanks<br /><br />Remain Blessed All,<br />Best Regards,<br />Naija4Life.

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    @ d whole house


    As for me, I hate how men go about telling lies of sleeping with a babe they like when in actual sense they’ve got no liver to even ask her name not to talk of smelling her panties. I hate it when men are always puffing, cos they are so proud, I hate it when they always listen to their friends’ advice without making enquiries before jumping into conclusions. I hate it when some guys lazy about and depend on women to feed, cloth and shelter them, I hate it when men follow women old enough to be their mothers all in the name of sugar mummies, I hate it when men pretend not to be married, deny their wives all in the name of chasing a babe, I hate it when a man eventually dumps a babe who has been with him when the going was rough only to get to know later that she is too old and get a new one when the money starts rolling in, I hate it when men start cheating on their wives and eventually get a new wife all in the name of ‘’MEN ARE POLYGAMOUS IN NATURE’’ oh My God, I hate it when men lay their filthy hands on a lady, it is endless…………………………
    JEHOVAH JIREH IS GOOD TO ME

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    Re: IF I WERE A GUY/LADY...THIS IS HOW I WOULD DO IT

    @jeanie I am not a physicist but i know they do hv a word like "cause and effect relationship". I am not a male chauvist neither am i a misanthropist but in the real sense,all the above things u said emanated from the female(Babes) Folks. You hv more ladies having sugar daddies than that of males having sugar mummies. Also where is it entrenched that in a relationship,the man should be the sole giver? so long as they are stil courting,then its give and take. B4 u go into a relatitonshp u think of wht u can give nt wht u stand to gain. Not for one to parasite on d other.
    T

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    Re: IF I WERE A GUY/LADY...THIS IS HOW I WOULD DO IT

    wow...its a pity am hardly around again to follow up my initiations...only chanced at night...

    @the whole house...permit me to remind u that am not directing my remarks to castigate the female folks...but like l said no eye sees itself....lets be amenable to correction...

    THE BOMBSHELL IS THAT I OVERHEARD A DECENT LADY SAYING LOUDLY TODAY THAT "ALL WOMEN ARE PROSTITUTES WHILE ALL MEN ARE THIEVES NATURALLY"...l have been brooding over it...the disturbing part is that of the women being "..."...pls ladies in the house what do u think

    remember l wasnt me that said it oooh...before una go tear me with tongue
    may the power of love overcome the love of power!

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    Re: IF I WERE A GUY/LADY...THIS IS HOW I WOULD DO IT

    @Kemistkris,

    why are you scared of tongues, you self know say the thing wey u talk no good.

    Don't be scared, 'cos u're not getting any tongue-lashing from me, afterall wat are 'friends' for?
    Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. <br />Your character is what u really are, while ur reputation is merely what others think.

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    Re: IF I WERE A GUY/LADY...THIS IS HOW I WOULD DO IT

    ....ok...
    may the power of love overcome the love of power!

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    Re: IF I WERE A GUY/LADY...THIS IS HOW I WOULD DO IT

    The list is endless for both folks but we just have to stick to the advice of learning to trust, love and tolerate even as it seems not easy.

    That is the only vacuum cover for relationships,affairs and marriages. It works,just try it and in no time the real thing(r-love,r-respect,r-fear,r-trust) comes in. Even if it doesn't work, he/she will always live to remember it.

    It's Unic

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    Re: IF I WERE A GUY/LADY...THIS IS HOW I WOULD DO IT

    can decent ladies be found in a city like lagos. i havent seen one
    but i am a decent guy and its not because of lack of opportunity, but i am highly turned off with the way bitches throw themslves at guys.

    guess they are now priceless

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    Re: IF I WERE A GUY/LADY...THIS IS HOW I WOULD DO IT

    jeanie u 3much,men are cowards,d tin wey u talk na tru no b small.ride on,bt not al men,there are stil good ones.

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