o boy u er a wondaful analyst, maybe i will nid 2 consult u 'cos my system is abt 2 crash even after installing oda application programs such as flowers 2.0,chocolate 5.0, hugs/kisses 600.0 etc.
For those that have already upgraded see maintenance Instructions below.
THIS IS WHAT A GUY WROTE TO A SYSTEM ANALYST
Dear Systems Department,
I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 Installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems Initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night Out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3†no longer Run, and crashes the system whenever selected.
Attempting to operate Selected "Saturday Soccer 6.3†always fails and "Saturday shopping 7.1" runs instead.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my
favourite applications. Be it online or offline.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but 'uninstall' doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?
...... AND THIS WHAT THE ANALYST SAID;
Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the "Wife 1.0 " program.
Many customers upgrade from "Girlfriend 7.0" to "Wife 1.0 " thinking that "Wife 1.0" is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.
Actually, "Wife 1.0 " is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by it's Creator to Run everything.
You are unlikely to be able to purge "Wife 1.0 " and still convert back to "Girlfriend 7.0 " , as "Wife 1.0 " was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.
Some people have tried to install "Girlfriend 8.0 " or "Wife 2.0 " but have ended up with even more problems.
(See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).
MAITENANCE INSTRUCTIONS
Having already installed " Wife 1.0 " , I recommend you keep it installed
And deal with the difficulties as best as you can.
When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc(Escape)-Key for it will freeze the entire system.
It may be necessary to run C:\APOLOGIZE\PLEASE FORGIVE ME for a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.
"Wife 1.0 ", although a very high maintenance program, can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS \UNDERSTANDING 1000.0", or
even "Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if child processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for "Wife 1.0 "and the system will almost certainly CRASH.
CAUTION
Any attempt to install programs such as Secretary 2.1(the short skirt version) or One Nightstand 3.2 to Wife 1.0 is most likely to get a result that might expose your system to an impunity demobilizing virus that completely destroys the defenses of your software and ultimately, but surely leads to destruction of the hardware.
The virus is called HIV 99.9
o boy u er a wondaful analyst, maybe i will nid 2 consult u 'cos my system is abt 2 crash even after installing oda application programs such as flowers 2.0,chocolate 5.0, hugs/kisses 600.0 etc.
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Hey iJeff!
Is the 'i' before the Jeff for 'Inelligence', 'Inetractive' or something more Intriguing? I wouldn't know but I do know for sure that with articles like this you sure gonna get places. This is one sure good analytical tool for the married ones to learn from and I honestly recommend it for everyone.
Cool stuffs!!! Especially the programs codecs.
Keep keeping on.
Cheers!
the i certainly has 2 stand for intelligent. that was great thinking and creativity. hope the married ones get to read it. to avoid all other softwares that lead to system crash or hardware destruction.
Very nice one Sir.
I never new the Wife 1.0 program is this powerful.
Thank you for informing the guys out there so they know what to expect after upgrading.
KEEP IT UP!!!
Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.
Ijeff,
Your effort is appreciated. To pass an important message in such an analytical way is wonderful.
I pray that God increases ur wisdom.
Keep IT UP!
that is a good one, i think i should consult you i dnt have any programm and i need installation and i dnt know which to install
Nice one. From the analysis, operating system Wife 1.0 seems to be a good program if well understood. What happens if you're currently running Girlfriend 0.0 on your system? Do u need to reformat the system or upgrade to Girlfriend 7.0 first? Good thinking! More grease to your elbow.
Ijeff thank u for informing those that have upgraded their programms from Girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0 that it is very dangerous to RUN any other program different from wife 1.0 cos it will run his system into explosion or into a dangerous virus called HIV 99.9 haha ha ha thats was a wonderful write up.
Cheers.