Topic: Escape tactics 4rm work for job interview

sorry,if i may ask,are ur grand father,grandmother still alive.if no, u can try 2 use the burial as an excuse in one occasion.

Hahahahaha! I luv this thread. The last excuse i used was putting my hand inside my mouth to vomit. I drank fanta dat morning and when i vomitted, everything was pinkish. Do u knw i was given automatic sick leave for 1wk. I used it and went for airforce recruitment. Pls more ideas

@sonssy, if u use burial as an excuse, what if u are required to bring the poster as an evidence?

Im go print poster by force naa

nice thread.

once used Moral support for my sis going for an interview at d CDHC. miraculously, it flew.

at another point, it was easy cos I was a marketer. had to work twice as hard d next day to cover up.

new ideas pls.

I luv dat burial excuse. D reason 4 startin dis thread is bcos my boss askd me if I am a sickler bcos of always sayin dat I am too strong

@uch,u dey talk like say u no be ibo man again,dis fins hv bin tested under critical region with d best critical value and its acceptd,who will ask of posters,dey will only say,hw wz d burial.we ladies even use introduction when der is none,evryone hv 2 apply it until God says u ar ok.cheers

Hahahahahahahahahah @ papoozy I suggest you mellow down ooh cos for your Boss to ask if you were a sickler that means he is now being suspicious, I would advice either u come up with something strong or na to forget am cos he can permit you but he will be ready to investigate if you really went for whatever it is you claimed you were going for.
more ideas pls

yes, the mind is right. boss is getting suspicious. slow down or risk blowing it

yes, themind4real2000 is right. boss is getting suspicious. @papoosy, slow down or risk blowing it

I presume that of putting my hand inside my mouth to vomit is a best idea, cos they will automatically grant u sick leave when u have filled the office with ur vomit