Topic: 7 Interview questions and their attacking tactics

Question1: You are out on official assignment and the bus conductor refused to give you your twenty naira change. And you have to account for every kobo spent, what will you do?
Answer: Sir, I guess you don’t know me. The last conductor that tried that with me (6 months ago) is in LUTH, recovering from the skull fracture I gave him. That day, I made sure I collected my ten naira change before he was rushed to the hospital.

Question2: What do you do early in the morning if the cold is so much that you can’t even take your bath and you have to come to work?
Answer: Coming to work without taking my bath can make our valued customers to run away. So, I’ll pick up the lighter and smoke 2 or 3 wraps of Indian hemp. Guess what, my body will charge, warm up and I will take my bath one time.

Question3: If you are in a corporate party and you are served beer, are you going to drink it?
Answer: Beer? God forbid. I have never tasted beer and I will never drink beer unless it is very cold and of very good quality.

Question4: State the 7 point agenda of the current administration? (tough question)
Answer: For how much? I have been answering your questions since morning. I cannot answer this one free of charge. So how much are you ready to pay?

Question5: Do you tell lies?
Answer: Never! God forbid. I don’t tell lies unless when necessary.


Question6: Do you give bribe?
Answer: No, I don’t. But if you give me, I might take.

Question7: If you lodge in Sunrise Hotel and you are charged twenty thousand naira per night with 12% tax exclusive, three thousand naira for portal services with 11% tax inclusive, Five thousand four hundred naira for laundry services plus 14.5% vat exclusive. The total cost of meals incurred is 30 % the cost of lodging for 13 nights. How much are you going to pay after spending two weeks at the hotel?
Answer: Why on earth should I ever think of lodging in Sunshine hotel or what did you call it? The fact that I am looking for job does not mean I’ll just sleep anywhere. Sir, do you want them to kidnap me? Or don’t you know that I’m a highly priced asset? As you are looking at me, I slept over night at Sheraton hotel. As for sunshine or sunrise, count me out.

@ troublemaker: U are indeed a troublemaker.
Your have a unique sense of humour and help to lighten the mood esp in the PWC thread. Thumbs up!!!