Dear sir,
I don tire for this yeye thing wey u call job. You too dey do anyhow and u go pay me imbecile salary!
Now Baba God wey no dey sleep don do am for me... HE don set me free from dis ya bondage, Yeye man! As for all the bad bad things wey u dey do me since for that office wey I no fit talk, na God go help me punish u! As for the salary of this month, I dash you... take am chop make u fat!!! BYE BYE oh!
Yours truely,
Mkojo