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    Newbie sholaoyeniyi's Avatar
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    A pregnant woman

    A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling at her. She feels self-conscious and changes her seat, but he seems even more amused.

    She moves a third time, and he starts to giggle. On her fourth move, he bursts out laughing.

    They both get off the bus at the next stop. The pregnant woman is furious and demands an explanation. "What exactly is so damn funny?"

    "I'm sorry, ma'am," replies the giggling man. "But I couldn't help noticing you're pregnant, and when you first sat down, you sat under an advertisement which read 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins.' Then you sat under an ad that read 'Sloan's Liniments Remove Swelling.' Then you moved under a deodorant advertisement which read 'William's Stick Did the Trick.' And I just couldn't hold it in any longer when you moved a fourth time and sat under a tire advertisement which read 'Dunlop Rubber Would Have Prevented This Accident.'"
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    Re: A pregnant woman



    Dis one no look like joke atall.
    I am a slow walker but I never walk backwards.

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    Re: A pregnant woman

    at all , at all!!!
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    Re: A pregnant woman

    Cant understand dis kind of joke o6!
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    Re: A pregnant woman

    With all due respect...

    u need to be within a certain frequency to grab the joke...

    shola u should know better...this is naija and this ur jokei s not the i go die, okey bakassi or ali baba type...

    its world class standard...

    the type that can make Obama or Dora Akunyili laugh

    l think its the best joke i ve come across in this forum...l enjoyed it...

    @sholaoyeniyi...whats ur source pls
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    Re: A pregnant woman

    The pregnant woman should have checked the sticker above that laughing moron too. It read 'suffering and smiling'.
    Unbelievable! I see birds in the ocean and fishes flying.

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    @owlu
    abeg no kill me oh, where u from think that kind thing sef? na wa for you.
    Thanks<br /><br />Remain Blessed All,<br />Best Regards,<br />Naija4Life.

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    Senior Member Owlu's Avatar
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    @saint2ace, no be my fault jare. Na dat negative alibaba make me vex.
    Unbelievable! I see birds in the ocean and fishes flying.

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