Topic: PLZ I NEED A WIFE

hmmmm no be small thing ooo!....so you want me to help you toast woman wey dey work for bank, so dat u go dey audit her account and bottom resources eehkwa!.
...dont worry your solution is at hand as i have already found one dat matches your taste...,...infact i have done the major toasting ...all that remain is just to treasure her a little!..... u knw bankers and their wahala! .....so plss can u send ur picture to me as well as some money to enable me take her out on your behalf ....this is just to put finishn touches to the package!.....4 real if u see this chick u will recommend my services to ur other tight tongued friends because she is a ready made imbecile with Vision and mission!.....delay is dangerous, if u r still interested, send me your ATM card number and account number for her to verify your proposal!
.......now u may kiss ur bride mmmwa oooooo!