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    Moderator Dagunro's Avatar
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    MEDICAL WARNING!!!

    A friend e-mailed this to me. I thot i should share it with da house especially wit those already WORKing!!!

    The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a medical alert about a
    highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
    orally, by hand, and even electronically.

    This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
    receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via
    any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
    private life completely.

    If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave
    the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and
    purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer
    Extract (WINE)
    and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
    Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
    from your system.

    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
    you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK
    is controlling your life, get help quickly!

    BEWARE!!



    Enjoy ur Day!
    No One Will Know You Are Honest Unless You Give Out Samples!

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    Re: MEDICAL WARNING!!!

    , WHY U NO KUKUMA TALK SAY WINE AND BEER DEY HUNGRY U,LOL,NICE ONE OGA
    JEHOVAH JIREH IS GOOD TO ME

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    Re: MEDICAL WARNING!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jeanie
    , WHY U NO KUKUMA TALK SAY WINE AND BEER DEY HUNGRY U,LOL,NICE ONE OGA
    Madam, I no mind O! Shay u go offer me? Abeg which bar I go meet u?
    No One Will Know You Are Honest Unless You Give Out Samples!

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    Re: MEDICAL WARNING!!!

    @Dagunro Thanks for the info,i really appreciate it.Those people(Center for Disease Control & Prevention.Los angeles) are truelly medical gurus. BUT pls dnt forget to inform us when they discover other ones like Optical Gyration & Outdoor Glyco-neurotic Retardation On-display(OGOGORO) better known as chekpe or monkey tail.
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    Re: MEDICAL WARNING!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by felixodeli
    BUT pls dnt forget to inform us when they discover other ones like Optical Gyration & Outdoor Glyco-neurotic Retardation On-display(OGOGORO) better known as chekpe or monkey tail.
    I have forward ur request to them. Will alert you as soon as they come up with a discovery!
    No One Will Know You Are Honest Unless You Give Out Samples!

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    Re: MEDICAL WARNING!!!

    @Dagunro Thanks i will be expecting it cos this tornado kind of thing in my eyes that makes me see ppl frm toe to head instead of head to toe,i really want it out. I remain urs in expectation,-odeli felix
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    Re: MEDICAL WARNING!!!

    @ felixodeli, abeg which state u from cos i dey enjoy u wella, u no go kill me for this naijahotjobs at all at all.i guess u be waffi guy from ur yarnings.na wah oooo.
    JEHOVAH JIREH IS GOOD TO ME

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    Re: MEDICAL WARNING!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jeanie
    @ felixodeli, abeg which state u from cos i dey enjoy u wella, u no go kill me for this naijahotjobs at all at all.i guess u be waffi guy from ur yarnings.na wah oooo.
    Of course by their speech,ye shall know them. Actually am frm Delta,born and yam(oh sorry,Bred) in Waffi. But na job search come make me dey fight with conductor inside danfo for Lagos o.
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    Re: MEDICAL WARNING!!!

    hmmmmmmmmm!.... which of the "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)" will you recommend for me because am already infected with "Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK)" of the highest order!....
    morover their is move by some yeye people to barn this precious antidote for Abuja here ooo!...i need ur urgent reply.... before i go vex declare sharia 4 dis house oo!..... more belching to ur throat!
    ONE LUV!
    be good all the time

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    Re: MEDICAL WARNING!!!

    @jeanie,

    u suppose trust me and my aproco b4, why u no reply dagunro? wen u go take am go lunch? abi na beer [parlour?
    Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. <br />Your character is what u really are, while ur reputation is merely what others think.

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    Re: MEDICAL WARNING!!!

    @felixodeli

    I like your sense of humour,i always follow your posts.Keep it up


    linda

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    Re: MEDICAL WARNING!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by florafab
    @jeanie,

    u suppose trust me and my aproco b4, why u no reply dagunro? wen u go take am go lunch? abi na beer [parlour?
    Madam thank u jare! I don dey wait for the reply since...but she no gree reply.

    @jeanie!

    Abeg whatta gwan?
    No One Will Know You Are Honest Unless You Give Out Samples!

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    Re: MEDICAL WARNING!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by SOME-MORE
    .... which of the "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)" will you recommend for me because am already infected with "Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK)" of the highest order!....
    You are at Liberty to choose! That's the beauty of the Antidote!
    No One Will Know You Are Honest Unless You Give Out Samples!

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