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    LOVE IN THE MENTAL HOSPITAL

    LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL

    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
    mean they don't love you with all they have.

    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
    were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
    the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna
    promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
    out.

    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
    immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
    considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the
    news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.
    The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to respond
    rationally to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another
    patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound
    mind.

    The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
    bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
    sorry, but he's dead."
    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How
    soon can I go home?"
    HE CAN, WHO THINKS HE CAN, HE CAN'T WHO THINKS HE CAN'T. WHAT THE MIND OF MAN CONCEIVE, WHAT THE MIND OF MAN BELIEVE, THE MIND OF MAN SHALL ACHIEVE

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    Re: LOVE IN THE MENTAL HOSPITAL

    Funny enough to make me laugh.

    Thanks man

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    Re: LOVE IN THE MENTAL HOSPITAL

    Love in Mental Hospital
    HE CAN, WHO THINKS HE CAN, HE CAN'T WHO THINKS HE CAN'T. WHAT THE MIND OF MAN CONCEIVE, WHAT THE MIND OF MAN BELIEVE, THE MIND OF MAN SHALL ACHIEVE

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