Topic: Imagine Naija Sense! (Joke)

Recently,the American Embassy in South Africa published an advert for contractors to apply for the re-building of one of its complex.

Out of all the applications received,only 3 of them were chosen , 1 from a German, the 2nd from a Briton and finally the 3rd from a Nigerian.

consequently, these 3 contractors were invited for an interview on how they intend to carry out the project and hw much it will cost.

the German was the first to b questioned on how much he would need for the job....immediately the guy took out his equipments, did some measuring and told them that he would need 700 dollars for the job... he said that 300 will go to buying of materials, 300 for payment of his workers and 100 for himself!

The Briton also did some measurements and calculations and arrived at 1000 dollars as d cost for the job.... sayn that 5oo will b for purchasn of materials, 400 for his workers and 100 for himself.

When it was time for the Naija guy, he did not even leave his seat or merasured anythn before he gave his cost as 2700 dollars!

Alarmed, their interviewer was surprised at hw he arrived at such an outrageous amount wtout even measuring or calculatn anythn so he asked the naija guy hw he arrived at his cost and hw he intends to carry out the contract.

the Naija Man replied....it is simple!...their is no further need for much delay in calculations!....as per hw I intend to carryout the project,...1000 dollars will b for u as d person dat brought the contract... 1000 for me as d contractor..then we will pay the German guy 700 to do the work!



Imagine Naija sense!

Guy why you dey yab us now? na wa for you o. It si funny anyway