A new thread for NNPC Hopefuls

[rayking4sonia]

I've gotten my own t-fare. Should we be hopeful for appointment letter? Is it true that all of us who were interviewed in 2011 were yet to be considered?? I heard that the commission only employed those who were interviewed in 2010 as the 1st batch while 2011 interviewees will be treated as 2nd batch.Is this true or we should zero our minds

[ajaokwe]

.....abuja people my oga at the top say make we calm down say na our letter go come first

Amen..........

[surj]

U pple shud b careful of d info n permutations u give on the thread cus i dont want somone categorically sayin somtin n our oga at d top comes out later to say somtin else.ok,dat all

[solobee45]

@Aceluv, surj & tunapawizzy: Abeg i dey lost oh! which one be "Oga at the Top" again? abeg clear me oh!

[tunapawizzy]

@Aceluv, surj & tunapawizzy: Abeg i dey lost oh! which one be "Oga at the Top" again? abeg clear me oh!

i would have loved to tell u what it is BUT i dont want to say one thing and my "oga at the top" will say another one

[hadeytohun]

Pls who still hasn't gotten his/her tfare allowance? I'm actually from lagos and till now I haven't gotten any tfare refund, is dis supposed 2b in batches or are we to forget it.

[solobee45]

@tunapawizzy: hahahaha. Abeg no turn me to fujji house of commotion. hahahahaha. Abeg clear me ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[naijapatriot12]

solobee, check
http://www.nigerianeye.com/2013/03/nigerian-youths-make-jokes-on-twitter_13.html?m=1
okay?...gaddemm

[JAJAMARK]

D info abt d tfare n d is 2nd batch is dat...,i cannot categoricaly give u d info now.i cannot tell u somtin now n my oga at d top will say its somtin else.its not that we have multiple infos but u can get info from www.nnpc.yes,dat all

Lolz!
Thsi guy stop making me laugh uncontrollably at work please?
When I watched the video I was full of anger and pity for this country.
Now you are making laugh unreasonably.
Chai! May God help our country.

[solobee45]

14 March, 2013

Nigerian youths make jokes on twitter after Civil Defence commandant embarrassed himself on live TV




In a recent interview with Channels TV, The Lagos State Commandant of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corp (NSCDC), Obafaiye Shem embarrassed himself on live TV as he struggled to give a reply to the question; what’s the website of the NSCDC?


Shem said he would have to ask “his oga at the top” but after persuasion from the presenters he gave a shabby website address that shocked the country. “It’s www.nscdc, that’s it,” he said.

Read Transcript below...


Commandant: the website of nscdc….yes we (inaudible)……the….I cannot categorically tell you one now because the one that we’re….

Anchor1 interrupts

Anchor1: do you have multiple websites

Commandant: wait, wait..the one that we are going to make use of, I’m not the one that is going to create it.

Anchor1: …..see the question is what is your website?

Commandant interrupts

Commandant: waaaaaaaait………

Anchor1: ok

Commandant: the one that we are going to make use of is going to be made known by my oga at the top….yes….I can’t announce one now and the oga says it’s another one that we are going to use…..

Anchor2 chips in

Anchor2: oh the nscdc has multiple websites?

Commandant: the something…..we..we…we cannot have multiple websites but the one that is *coughs* that…that my oga….

Anchor1 & 2 interrupt

Anchor2: no no it’s not the one for employment

Anchor1: what is your website now, the one you use normally, your official website?

Anchor2 chips in

Anchor2: ……..the official website if you want to know about the nscdc, what website do you go to?
commandant: ok if you want to know about nscdc…..

Anchor2: exactly!
commandant: ………as at now, ok…..www.*pauses* nscdc*pauses*…….yes….

Anchor2: ……yes
commandant: so *coughs* that’s all (looks sideways at anchor1)

Anchor2: http://www.nscdc?

Commandant: (interrupts to reaffirm statement) nscdc…yes

Anchor1: that’s it?

Nigerian youths have taken to social media platforms like twitter using the hashtag; #myogaatthetop to create a whole new concept.

Even went as far as making "My Oga At The Top" T-Shirts to mock the Nscdc boss

Read some hilarious tweets:

*COURTESY NSCDC!!*”@mrdavito_: Make sense sha “@mydoubletwo: #MyOgaAtTheTop tShirts available in stores nationwide twitter.com/mydoubletwo/st…“”
— HRM AsyDarl Tamz III (@AsyDarlyn) March 13, 2013

Thy king dot com* RT @thisisbfg: My Oga, who art at the top, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come… #MyOgaAtTheTop
— BadMan Coded (@DiKachii) March 13, 2013

I would have said Arsenal will win tonight but I do not want to say one thing and #MyOgaAtTheTop says another — Nwaukwa Ebenezer (@Ben_Nwas) March 13, 2013

Am I a fine girl? Wait, wait; I can’t tell u categorically and #MyOgaAtTheTop says somtin else.* Coughs* daz all…
— U.C.H.E.U.G.O (@UCHEUGO) March 13, 2013

#MyOgaAtTheTop knows it all thoRT @macusdeco: I know, cos i know i dont know — DESPICABLE SOMEBORRY (@someborry) March 13, 2013

Cc #myOgaAttheTop“@pappintin: Just googled it tho, to help that man…NSCDC website is nscdc.gov.ng.” — Dennis Etiwe (@dwisebaba) March 13, 2013

Hahaha #MyOgaAtTheTop “@klintthedrunk: If the NSCDC man is ur dad and he complains that you got a GPA below 2points, show him his video”
— ♥♠Tee_Kim♠♥ (@Teetwinkles) March 13, 2013

“@exschoolnerd: Abeg me I want a “the dot com” is silent tee jare” yeah but u gotta ask #myogaatthetop
— Imoh Umoren (@Majorboy March 13, 2013

[solobee45]

@naijapatriot12; Thanks bro. @tunapawizzy: now i understand. hahahaha. I tire for naija oo..................................

[skudi]

@hadetoun,i havnt goten as well.
Locatn:Lagos

[elclasico]

@kalokalo, since our acc number is still wit us cant we mail it to dem abi na employment letter go be our own compensation? I jus dey imagine hw tinz go unfold soon