A new thread for NNPC Hopefuls

[smokee]

unknown still unknown. gaddemm!!

[smokee]

imagine nnpc dey owe me. tp allowee and letter, haba. gaddemm!

[wolesmile]

Gaddemm!!!

[kjosefa]

hello house! In d opinion of many members of dis house as regards d non-payment/partial payment of t-fare is dat dia is notin we can do abt it-wel hia is a suggestion frm my humble self.first we shld contribute 1k each to d acct of a trusted member of d house,i suggest we use d acct base10.den we carefully write an article in atleast 2 national dailies wit d headin-PLS HELP,NO APPOINTMENT LETTER AND NO T-FARE! Den lets see whether it ll nt work.hehehe...........pls its just a joke ooooooo! n by dis i wnt us to officially put d issue of tfare behind us pls n pls. @sSYGgi ur temper don dey go up again ko! I go dey monitor u frm nw on heheheh...

If you re ready to volunteer why not. I won't mind your idea if others see sense in it.

[sSYGgi]

@smokee, it is wel, be patient u r in! ...gaddemm!

[Jacobx007]

@kjosefa i was only joking! At dis point dia wont b any need for dat at all! If we r eventually paid,fine.if nt den its gone broda.even d second batch its nt gonna b 4 everybody.D only option we hv is to spread our net deep n wide n hop for d best.tnx

[sSYGgi]

No more cock and bull tins dis time! ...all is set! ...gaddemm!

[tunapawizzy]

ssYGi na u dey kraze ....kin lo fe fa sh*t

[shampoo]

Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins

Section A (All questions carry equal marks)

1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when
you switch on a Nokia phone ?

2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense
of Make ?

3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of
ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent
the friend request and why ?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi
?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

SECTION B

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes
money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of
elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi ?

4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who
wants to be a millionaire after you broke up, find the value
of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in
a national conference, how many days will it take Patience
to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?

SECTION C

1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional
wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every
likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding
invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss.

2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top'

NO SIDE TALK/CHEATING

GOODLUCK!

[nill]

Shampoo, I can't help but....lolz

[ajaokwe]

nice
one. when is the letters coming?

Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins

Section A (All questions carry equal marks)

1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when
you switch on a Nokia phone ?

2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense
of Make ?

3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of
ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent
the friend request and why ?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi
?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

SECTION B

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes
money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of
elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi ?

4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who
wants to be a millionaire after you broke up, find the value
of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in
a national conference, how many days will it take Patience
to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?

SECTION C

1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional
wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every
likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding
invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss.

2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top'

NO SIDE TALK/CHEATING

GOODLUCK!

[neymar]

Hahahahahahaha

[sSYGgi]

@tunapawizzy are u ready 4d war? ...cos i wouldnt want u to lay back wen d rain of fire start faling on u! ...cos u already on ur way to 'limbo' ...many years in ur dream are nt worth d push! ...u ratti boi! ....fada fadaless! ...gaddemm?