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    Moderator sammie77's Avatar
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    YES YOU CAN

    CAPABILITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    There was this very rich Ibo man in Nnewi who had only
    one daughter. When the daughter was of marriage age, the father sent news
    around town that all the eligible young men should come out on a particular
    day to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his
    daughter.

    On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came
    out. Some came with paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords.

    The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men: "any of
    you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry
    my daughter. In addition, I'll give him 15 million naira, a car and a house
    so they can start of life well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law at
    the other side. Good luck!"

    As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of
    winning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool
    and dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool.

    Immediately all the men turned back and started
    wearing their shirts again. Disappointed, some of them said "make de man go
    marry im pikin jo!".

    All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool.
    Everybody watched in amazement as one gentleman struggled his way across,
    avoiding the snakes and
    crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the other side as
    the would-be in-law, panting.

    The rich man, could not believe it. He asked the man
    to name anything he wanted. The man was still panting uncontrollably.

    Finally, he got himself together and made his request saying, "...show me
    de pesin wey push me inside di swimming pool"

    You don't know what you are capable of doing , until you are pushed.!!



    God will give us the strenght to survive this teriible push we witness everyday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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    Senior Member dawaskee's Avatar
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    Re: YES YOU CAN

    Oboy!
    U don puch me too.
    Thanks.
    Cash Rules Everytin Around Me(CREAM)...

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    Moderator Dagunro's Avatar
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    Re: YES YOU CAN

    Hmmmmm!

    Nice one.

    Thanx.
    No One Will Know You Are Honest Unless You Give Out Samples!

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    Senior Member SOME-MORE's Avatar
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    Re: YES YOU CAN

    o by eee! u wan start ur own day of thousand laughs for here?......de guy go evn craze pass if him discover say the girl in question na imbecile!
    be good all the time

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