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Topic: SHEY NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?

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    Senior Member florafab's Avatar
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    SHEY NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?

    NA BY FORCE TO MARRY.........?

    I TIRE OHH!!!!!



    What a wonderful community wedding!!!!!
    Laugh off the stress

    During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:

    1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.

    2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.

    3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for my wedding suit.

    4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.

    5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown and to my sister for lending her shoes to my wife.

    6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.

    7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication ( hopefully next year).


    8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.

    9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.

    10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.

    11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to cook and dance.

    12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds.

    13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drinks.

    14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman.

    15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding.

    Thank you


    HAA HAAA



    NA BY FORCE TO MARRY!!!!!?

    Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. <br />Your character is what u really are, while ur reputation is merely what others think.

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    Re: SHEY NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?

    Im Never Hala!!!

    Make dem wait till dem begin chop Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner for Inside dream!

    Nice One! Thanx.
    No One Will Know You Are Honest Unless You Give Out Samples!

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    Re: SHEY NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?

    Inaction breeds doubt and fear.Action breeds confidence and courage.If you want 2 conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it.Go out and get busy

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    Re: SHEY NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?

    neat

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    Re: SHEY NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?

    well done!

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    Re: SHEY NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?

    sounds like u are talking from experience,i hope not o!,cos its terrible

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    Re: SHEY NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?

    The guy try oo. At least im do the wedding. Some people no dey gree do even when dem get the money.
    Unbelievable! I see birds in the ocean and fishes flying.

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    Senior Member florafab's Avatar
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    Re: SHEY NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?


    Quote Originally Posted by i-rule
    sounds like u are talking from experience,i hope not o!,cos its terrible
    @I-rule,
    U no well o.
    Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. <br />Your character is what u really are, while ur reputation is merely what others think.

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    Senior Member Jibowu's Avatar
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    Re: SHEY NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?

    Na wa ooooooooooooooooooooo.
    I can do all things through christ who strengthens me

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    Re: SHEY NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?

    THAT JOKE IS UNREALISTIC.
    ABEG NO BE BY FORCE TO MARRY AND DO WEDDING.

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    Re: SHEY NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?

    no be by force my sister but are u sure no be u this yhing happen to?

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