Topic: Naija 4 life. I love my country no be lie (laff it off). U ARE INDEED A JOKER!!!

Naija for life, I love my country no be for mouth....

just TO COOL OFF THE DAY

I couldn't stop laughing ...read on




Baba Sege got an invitation from the Queen to come and visit her in
England. One afternoon, while drinking tea, he asked the queen her success
secret. She told him that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she
must be certain that they are intelligent. She decided to show him exactly
what she meant and phoned Tony Blair.

"Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm going to ask Mr. Blair a question
to determine his intelligence."

Queen: "Oh! hello Mr Blair, I have a question for you: your mother has a
child, and your father has a child. This child is not your brother and is
not your sister. Who is he?"

Tony Blair " It's ME!"

Queen: "Correct! Thank you, bye"

"Did you get that Mr. Obasanjo?" the queen asked. "Yes, thanks a lot, I'll
definitely be using that! "

Once back in Nigeria he decided that he has doubts about Atiku and he's going to ask him the question. He arranged a meeting with him and
asked him:

"Atiku, I have a question for you; your mother has a child and your
father has a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister,
who is he?."

Atiku thinks...... and thinks, "Em...... you must give me some time to
think about it."

And Mr. Obasanjo decided to give him a day to come out with an answer.

That afternoon, Atiku called a meeting to discuss the question, but
NOBODY knew the answer. They drew up an Atiku family tree, but to no
avail. The next morning, he realized he has to give Obasanjo an answer and
as a last resort, he decided to phone Jerry Rawlings of Ghana .
" Jerry, your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child is
not your brother and is not your sister , who is he?"

Jerry answers immediately. "Hey, Atiku, It's me of course, you dumb
Nigerian!"

Atiku rushed to Obasanjo's office, very impressed to know the answer to
such a difficult question. "Mr. President, I know who he is, it's Jerry
Rawlings!"

Obasanjo: "Jerry Rawlings ko , Jerry Gana ni. You are such a stupid vice
president.

I'll make sure you're removed from office. The child is TONY BLAIR !"


Kip smiling.
Cheers.

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