Topic: LAUGH IT OFF: MARKETING NO DEY EASY OOO

Marketing is not easy.
Please read on.

The following conversation took place between an Americana bobo and some
staff of 00000 Bank branch that is yet to break even.

The Americana just came from Ame and is interested in depositing some
amount money in the bank. He approached the branch and immediately was
welcomed by the security officer

Security: Good day sir

Americana : Good day nigga, I wanna see your fucking manager

Security: I beg your pardon, the word 'f...k' is not allowed in this
bank, this is a corporate environment

At this juncture, the admin officer came into the scene

Admin officer: What is going on here?

Americana : Good day nigga, I wanna see your fucking manager

The admin officer repeated what the security personnel said; we are in a
corporate environment and the 4 letter word is not encouraged:

At this juncture, the branch manager just coming from an unsuccessful
marketing call entered the office

Branch Manager: What on earth is going on here?

Americana : I said I wanted to see the fucking manager and these niggas
are preventing me;

Branch Manager: Sir, this is a corporate environment and we would
appreciate it if you are less vulgar

Americana : OK, I only wanted to deposit a fucking N100 million

On hearing this, the Branch Manager exclaimed,

"Shit men! I am the mother fucking Branch Manager, this is the fucking
Admin officer and the other nigga over there is the fucking Security
personnel, all of us including those fuckers inside are here to provide
u excellent fucking services. Please come in. "

, na real fucking marketing.nice one