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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied,
"In-laws."
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day.... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you
can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made
me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our
coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
around here and you should do it, because that is your
job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,
that it indeed says........... "HEBREWS"
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and
were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the
man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake
him at 5 :00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),
he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she
would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to
discover it was9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his
wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of
paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is
always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. <br />Your character is what u really are, while ur reputation is merely what others think.
GOOD ONE
thats wonderfel and I'll like to see more of that
Na wa oooooo.
I am a slow walker but I never walk backwards.
Really,really nice.Keep up the good work
hmmmmm...this is an ample affront on Men......i am tempted to react oooo! but come to think of it......some of the assertions are actually true!
be good all the time
Please dear florafab and coolguy, I thank U guys 4 the good job on naijahotjobs. I will like to communicate with dvt the administrator in private. How do I go about doing that.
Send him a private mail requesting for his mobil number.Originally Posted by unlimitedaquarius
Cash Rules Everytin Around Me(CREAM)...
Atleast 2 ease off. Nice piece
@dawaskee...I tried viewing his profile to see if I will be able to send him a mail but was not given the access. And I can't even access the moderator, edit/modify icon from here.
@unlimitedaquarius,
go to your messages, go to new message, in the recipients column, go to search, type in dvt and the search will show his name as it is, then send your message. He is sure to get it.
This is it. they will like it
Madam the madam.this is da bomb and i really lafed my arse off.congrats on ur new status.saw ur wedding pics on fb.wish u all the best.may God bless ur marriage in Jesus name.
JEHOVAH JIREH IS GOOD TO ME
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