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    Senior Member jeanie's Avatar
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    DID THE PRIEST LIE?





    Guys I think the Priest didn't lie, waht do feel?


    A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her:

    Woman : "Father, may I ask a favour?"

    Priest : "Of course. What may I do for you?"

    Woman : "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me.......... Under your robe perhaps?"

    Priest : "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

    Woman: "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

    Custom Officer: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

    Priest : "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked,

    Custom Officer: "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

    Priest : "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

    Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said) "Go ahead, Father." Next!


    Now............................................. TRULY, DID THE PRIEST LIE?


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    Re: DID THE PRIEST LIE?

    at all na scope..u know wot it is.....haaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    Re: DID THE PRIEST LIE?

    Well, The Priest didn't LIE...He only omitted certain TRUTHS!

    @Jeanie! It's been quite some time. What's up with ya?

    Sent you a PM sometime back..I guess you didn't check.

    Take care.
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    Re: DID THE PRIEST LIE?

    @Dagunro, so sorry, thanks for checking in on me.
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    Re: DID THE PRIEST LIE?

    da priest lied,lying is deception & he decieved d officer-he would have refused d lady or simply told d officer d name of d item.he had d intention.

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    Re: DID THE PRIEST LIE?

    Quote Originally Posted by atuchukwu
    da priest lied,lying is deception & he decieved d officer-he would have refused d lady or simply told d officer d name of d item.he had d intention.
    haba, d priest did not lie he just told half the truth and the Customs guy filled the gap himself.....

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    Re: DID THE PRIEST LIE?

    hmm he wasnt as far as am concerned.
    Revelation 22: 11-12

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