A new thread for NNPC Hopefuls

[sazy]

Please send me the pm

[Aceluv]

Na wa Oº°, so all these anonymous peeps D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ exist all these while...:hmmmm, KNOWN SOLDIERS! Be careful to whom U̶̲̥̅̊ send pm 2 Oº° , pls.....abeg Oº°. Corpers no be military Oº°!!

[ucpraises]

Hmmm! So many soldiers trooping into the barrack requesting for file update(pm) serg.solobee45 promoted to 2nd leut. By general himself as a result of hardwork(forwading), copral 4k4real having so many footsoldiers for tonights parade. @sSYGgi(5star gen) sir sorry sir for de demotion frm me, hope u don't send me to de guard room Now the parade begins! Atten....tion, at ease! Turrrrrn to de right salute to Jehovah overdo Left turn! Salute to I AM Right about turn! Salute to Jehovah Jire Now get ur riffles of praise ready ready, 4 rounds to col.japh121, 6 rounds to major gen.Ucpraise, 8. Rounds to gen himself Infinity rounds to Emmanuel, alpha&omega, first&last, begining&end, elohim, etc Now fireeeee! Kakakakakakakkakakaka... Leut.solobee45, permission to retire de soldiers to their base, to all the soldiers retire, no more pm today, wake early for morning parade, ajuwaya @solobee, sir plz sir, application for de rank of a sergeant

mybro, i have not even recovered from rolling on the ground as a result of laughter stemming from your initial post b4 this one. guy your ingenuity and creativity in comedy is quite hilarious and applaudable. NNPC have got a big work in their hand cos if they don't have department of comedy, they will have to create one immediately else alarm go blow for their head oooo. welldone mybro.

[ucpraises]

what a power a PM has got! bringing to fore all our secret members who have rufused to identify with us ever in post since the inception of this 2nd batch struggle. hmmmm......, even some user name i have read their post in the entire life of this forum. indeed, PMs can be as more power than we can imagine. abeg make una no go into hibernation again oooo. i greet una

[Syndik8]

@Terraco my Oga, i dey o...i left when you left, dint know you were back. @4K4Real, i feel you. Where are all these newbies from? Surprised! @All, wished all of us made the list...God will reward us all anyway. One love!

[unclesly]

@ Terraco, my bro take a bow. U 2 much, nothin does U, d bro. Na 4 both retail, bros?

[solobee45]

Niewbiees on Rampage. So we plenty like dis. Na wa oh. Morning every one.
@4k4real: under the supervision of superior officers, i commission u as the new GGM COMEDY with immediate effect

[Syndik8]

@WhiteJoe my bro, thanks, seen it

[teejayruth]

@solobee45: tanx so much for d PM. @all: i av no link at NNPC nd wen ppeps posts,its meant to tell us d state of tins.so its beta not to post rubbish if i av no info,but av bin on dis thread since day one.Good work @all

[Terraco]

Let the praises & dancing continue. Soon, the testimonies will begin to flow like a river. @syndik8: hope a pm had flown into ur inbox. One r teraco shouldnt be left out since he had done an open confession.
Morning guys

[CHAIRMAN.MAO]

Let the praises & dancing continue. Soon, the testimonies will begin to flow like a river. @syndik8: hope a pm had flown into ur inbox. One r teraco shouldnt be left out since he had done an open confession.
Morning guys

Big thanks to all our real informants(Terraco, and all others), but wait a minute!can someone pls send me that uplifting PM?!....

[kjosefa]

kudos to all guys ringing aloud praises. God says he resides in our praises. Jesus said where two or more are gathered in my name, there I am in their midst. For sure God is here with us - Emmanuel. Solobee et al, u too much. May our hopes and expectation not be cut short. Amen!!!

[solobee45]

Amen oh kjosefa. We shall all have a testimony to give @the end. Chairman check.