Topic: Biko Thank God for me o

Guyz, join me in thanking and praising Baba GOD for His blessings ?nd favor in my life . I tell you guys, its good to have the fear of God at heart and to be honest.
I Was coming home last week tuesday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold what I found inside; $20,000 dollars!! Fear first caught me, but I took the bag home and when I emptied It, I found some Documents, ID card, ATM card and an Iphone.
I thought about throwing the sim away and keep the phone and also dispose the documents and keep the money. After a long thought, I decided to leave things as they were, hoping that the owner would call. Not long after a call came through on the Iphone, I picked and talked with the caller. Apparently it was the owner of the bag coz he named absolutely every content of the bag. We met afterwards and i handed him the bag. he offered me $2,000 dollars but i turned it down, he collected my number and i left. Yesterday, he called me and offered me a job at Chevron worth 450,000 Naira per month, a 2 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2011 BMW X6
As I was celebrating and testing the car my sis just slapped me and said "Oya Oya Oya Wake up!! Eba don done ooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cant laf ooo! Dis Ur sis rily fucked up o and needed 2 be flogged. She suppose feel am sey u'r undagoin a powerfull life transformation na. Anywy sha, u can stil re-dream it, jst note d position u maintained wen u slept. I pray make e be dream com tru 4 u n we all ur well wishers o! Lol