Aptitude Test Invitation from chevron Nigeria through Akinwumi Toyin

DONF baba, no mind me ooooo.... Am less busy this morning, so just tot i shuld av some fun on NJH.
DONF, aw things na?

See bro, i love learning as well if i see person wey go teach me. See me and jidbeg now sharing knowledge. Good move.
I meant to say one another is used if u ar referring to more dan 2 pple (i.e from 3 upwards)..
U guys shuld be fast with ur responses oooooo, cos i will soon be off the internet.
I dey wait

@ALL Hypocrites >Castigates HAHAHAHAHA

George, It might have been a typo error or loss of concentration and it can happy to anyone cos it is a mistake. I do make such mistakes too though not deliberate and i know i am not dull.
Pls let us show respect for one another cos this just don't make sense to me..

**happen** not **happy** i just made a mistake.... Does that mean i am an illiterate?

no mind dis george guy jare>...the guy na just frustrated broda ,ontop all ur grammatical efficiency no be u chevron call na ,why not chill nd not digress from the posters inquires ........so far uve been of vry minimal relevance to d main subject matter

ok bravehost4u
av dropped all my charges. @all aggrieved parties, mk una no vex oo.
BTW, i said i wasnt gonna get involved in such again. O gaaa, i broke my promise.
Oseluck, no vex ooooo.
Success in ur test. Will wait hia for d gud news.
Cheers!
Am out

George permit me to do a critical analysis and linguistic disection of ur post. U said: "...imagine 'if' you 'come' accross... Thats tautological and wrong use of tense. Imagine and if are both conditional words whch shldnt be used together. Conditional words take the past perfect tense. E.g if i were a boy... Imagine u won... So ur rite phrase shld be - imagine u came across or if u came across. Note also dat across is spelt wit a single 'c' not 2cs. U said: "...exactly same thing..". You didnt put a determiner which ought to be 'the'. So it shld read - "exactly the same thing". U said "..ignore.." u didnt add a complement which ought to be a preposition - it. So it shld read "ignore it". U said "...but castigates.." thats an xtreme bastardizatn of the common rule of concord. U used a plural nominal phrase 'They' earlier so u MUST use a plural verb. Ur phrase shld read - "..but castigate." without d letter 's'. So u take note of ur blunders so u dnt disgrace or smear d dignity of

of Nigerian graduates when u go 4 ur interviews. No offence intended bro. Just doin my own analysis. U ar stil my rite hand man. Georgee georgee!

Easy guys. Even interviewers in blue chip companies make mistakes! I have experienced this twice. Even the great Jose Mourinho makes mistakes because he is not a native English speaker. Me self dey fire gun o.

Me sef dey fire gun as corrected by bro..DONF. Na so
gbo gbo gbo gbo

Nice 1 here, tanx 4 d lecture. Who can help dis guys out on wat 2 xpect?
@DONF any blunder in my statement? Lolz

The person who asked the question should expect the usual dragnet questions. Dragnet sets the same questions for all companies.