Latest free browsing cheat to all networks, and also learning of how to hack

Hello fellow nigerians, i mr guru, the hacker. Below listed is what i currently have in stock for sale and their prizes..

1. How to unlock all internet modems for you to be able to use another sim in it=: Prize n3000:00

2. Latest mtn free browsing on both pc and mobile phones= : Prize pc: N2500:00 / mobile fones: 1500:00

3. How to hack mtcn through the western union website=: Prize n5000:00

4. Free recharge cards on all networks= : Prize n5000:00

5. Free call from your zain line to other networks= n2500

6. Atm hacking cheat= : Prize n6000

7. How to use your mobile fone to watch dstv channels= : Prize n2000

8. How to hack all credit cards, like master cards, visa card, etc

note: I do not entertain flashes, you can kindly give me the call on +2348061380546 for further equiries.
Regards
my gurus