WHY I DON'T VISIT MY RICH FRIENDS
Reasons why I don’t visit my rich friends
Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
Question: what would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea please
Question : how would you like it, black or white?
Answer: white
Question : milk or fresh cream?
Answer: with milk
Question : goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer; with cow's milk please
Question : freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: umm, think I'll just take it black
Question : would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: with sugar
Question : beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: cane sugar
Question : white, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Oya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead
Question : mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: mineral water
Question : flavored or non-flavored?
Answer: Abeg, I think I'll just die of thirst. Which kind wahala be dis.
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U try my broda, e noy easy 2 compose
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@jeanie,u dey try shal at least u dey ease tension when jobseekers for naija dey pass thru.
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Madam jeanie!
Dis is good.
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@ Jeanie i feel u jooooooooooooo. :)
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Jeanie my darling,you are simply Good.I like ladies that represents and you are one of those that represent ladies in the house.just try and keep it up,as for the rich friends,keep them at arm's length for now untill you are closer to where they are
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hmmmmmmmm....jeanie! .....make i no talk shaaa!...b4 dem go say i don dey fall in luv wt u!
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Madam Jeanie. U try ooooo!!!!!!!!!!! U don ease tension for jobseekers body. Keep am up jor.
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Jeanie u r 3much! Alwz kp d house warm. Tanx... Experience
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Kai Jeanie,
I cant stop laughing, i will always take a bottle of water along with me when visiting my "richer" friends.
cheers
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u should ve requested for agbo, let see if she has various flavours
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@ Jeanie
You need to join basket mouth, I go die ooo etc
anyway that was a nice one