THINK BEFORE U ACT

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"


The audience was in silence and shock.

The speaker added:

"And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.


A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,

"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out

"...and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.

Moral of the story:

Don't copy if you can't !
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NICE ONE JEANIE. AND EVEN FOR THOSE WHO CAN COPY AND ,PLS COPY AND THE RIGHT THING SO THAT YOU DONT END UP SPENDING THE REST OF UR LIFE IN THE ARMS OF A MAN/WOMAN WHO IS NEITHER UR FATHER/MOTHER OR HUSBAND/WIFE.

Good one! Jeanie.

[color=red]the man was discharged yesterday and he vowed never to hav anythn to do wt women either in this world or the next....infact i just helped him to fill his Monk form!
........women! dnt joke wt them whn they r in dr constituency oooo!.....I mean in the Kitchen!...lol...if u doubt me ask Jeanie ;D ;D[ ::)/color]

Nice 1 Jeanie! 4 copiers, don't if u can't edit. 1 lv NHJs... Experience