NIGERIANS IN HEAVEN FUNNY HUH?

Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have
to talk to you, I have Nigerians up here in Heaven who
are causing some problems.They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is
missing, maggi sauce is all over their robes, goat
meat, and cow feet. Ox tail, and chicken bones are all
over the streets of Gold. Some folk are walking around
with only one wing.

They have been late taking their turn in keeping
the stairway to heaven clean. There are Banana peels
and Orange seeds all over the clouds.

Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying
it is messing up their hair

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my
angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you
really want to know about problems, let's call the
Devil.

"The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold
on. "The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello
Lord, what can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "Tell
me what kind of problems you are having down there."
The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on
hold.

After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said,
"Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" The Lord
said, "What kind of problems are you having down
there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this ... hold on,
Lord".
This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.
The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can’t
talk right now. These Nigerians have put the hell fire out,
and are trying to install air conditioning