IGBO KWENU! ... HEY!!!

Diz Igbo People Sef! Efizi too much on top vanity.


A Nigerian business tycoon was at a social gathering where other
moguls and wealthy men were present.

The Ibo businessman looked for all ways to oppress the other rich men who
were present at the gathering.
Just for that foolish reason, he sent for his driver and had this
conversation with him:
Driver, go to my house, not the green one, the red one.
Not the red one in Ikoyi, the red one in Victoria Island .
Not the one in Adeola Odeku,
the one on Etim Iyang Cresent. Not No. 22, but No. 11.
You will see a black gate, fling it open.
You will see a green Honda Civic.
Perpendicularly, adjacently opposite to
the Civic is a blue Toyota Carina E.
It is not that one.
Trigonometrically, geometrically, hypotenously 90 degrees to the 306 is a
Mazda 929.
It is not that one.

The Madza is very close to a regular Benz, the regular Benz is behind a
406, the 406 is beside Volvo S40 which is in front of a Honda Accord
blocking a Toyota RAV4 opposite a Honda CRV that makes a crescent to the
Prado Jeep.

On getting to the Prado Jeep, make a diagonal sharp turn to the left
extreme right top corner, on your way to where I parked the M-Class. Very
close to the E-Class in front of the Beast at the back of the swimming pool
is a lovely S. Type Jaguar.
Don't touch the bonnet. Go to the boot, fling it open.
You will see red, white and blue briefcases.
The red one contains dollars,10 million dollars.
Don't touch it.
The blue contains pounds, 8 million pounds.
Don't touch it.
The white one contains Naira,
500s, 200s,100s,50s, 20s, 10s denominations.
I arranged them in hierarchical order.
500 Nairas in first layer,
200 Nairas in second,
100 Nairas 3rd layer,
50 Nairas 4th layer,
20 Nairas 5th
and 10 Nairas top floor.

Take one 10 Naira. Go and use it to buy pure water, and don't forget to
bring my change!

;D

sammieeee u go kill person oooo.wetin now.

U're are the man.Think about other tribes. ;D ;D ;D

Igbo man don suffer for this country, the good, bad and ugly is igbo.
ma guy becarefull of such jokes cos the ideology is always hating. Think of something else!

Sammie...this stuff is not funny...u r being tribalistic...thanks!

funny enough am an igbo man ;D ;D

pls my fellow housemates, let's just appreciate the joke and forget the tribe involved, sometimes we pick too many holes in places where they're not supposed to be.
Nice one sammie, keep the flag flying.

naijas r so strung up dey cant tell a joke wen dey see 1. sammy[an igbo guy] felt it was funny. der hv been jokes at d expense of oda tribes and i'm sure igbo pple laffed at it not cos it was not at dia expense but cos it was funny. pls we are educated pple in dis forum lets make dat difference clear in our tot train. haba! Relax the world is not about to collapse on u

Ibk