Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a
conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the
second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How
does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the
second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in
all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very
calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as
if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you
die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man.
"You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day
I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom,
and found her alone, knitting. I rushed down to the
basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the
second floor, but found no one there either. I went as fast
as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a
heart attack and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so
ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer,
both of us would have still been alive."
