IF NA YOU NKO WETIN U GO DO?

Two young boys stole a bag of oranges from the village market.

They decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot,

But they had to scale a big gate to enter the cemetery.

As they were scaling the gate two oranges fell out of the bag and were left behind by the fence.

A farmer who was coming from his farm near the cemetery fence, heard the following conversation going on in the cemetery:

One for me - One for you (Distribution of the loot),

One for me - One for you... On and on

He began to wonder what was going on in the cemetery at that late evening, he immediately ran as fast as he can to the local Pastor.

He said "Pastor James come with me and witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the Cemetery"-

They both ran back to the cemetery and stood by the fence and the voices continued:

"One for me - One for you"

Suddenly one of the voice said "Let's get the two at the fence " (meaning the Oranges that fell)


One of Pastor James shoes is still at the cemetery as at the time of sending you this mail.

Who wan die? Pastor was the first to take off.

If na you nko? Who wan die?

With immediate alacrity,i go sublime into the air, to condense and appear inside pastor chris house which is heavily fortified with men that are armed(Bibled) to the teeth & i will be shouting THE BLOOD OF JESUS COVER ME.

felixodeli, u must be a very funny guy, i love ur pics,''i love felix'' nice one sammie77.

:D
i bet pastor James will never conduct a burial for anyone lai lai

Thanks for the compliments jeanie.

Sammie you are good .Your sense of humour is wonderful.
One Luv
Jibowu

Men! Even Chioma Ajunwa no go see my back ooo!....i go run pass my nyash ..to god who made me!

You wan try my speed! In fact, I no go run.....I go dissolve! ;D

Nice One!

Nice one Sammie

Pastor James left only one of his shoes,i'm sure i'd have left both if it were me,maybe my clothes too,cos my speed would be too enormous 4 my clothes to remain....

Thumbs up sammie!!!!!!!!