HOSTAGES (JOKES)

Driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on? the man responded "Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Buhari, Tony Anenih, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani, Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu, Kalu, Ibori and Igbinedion. They're asking for a $500 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone contributing, on the average?" the man responded "About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches."

nice one!!!

sixteen, abeg wat we need are job infos not jokes. this is a job forum plss. :-\ :'(

we nid the jokes once in a while to reduce the tesion not a totaly bad idea.good joke

Nice one, we nid d jokes at times

The joke is very good,wish it's real..., they spoiled our gifted NIGERIA

laugh it off indeed. its a nice one.

hey House, all work and no play makes obi a very dull boy. we all could use a joke like this once in a while. ease off guys!!

hey, thank's house, the best job is on the wey.
I wish both will get immediate employment because I so much beleieve dat this day will not pass without a shout of joy.With GOD all things are possible.Never mind GOD is in control.

so never lose hope.

Well done sixteen! If all the people you mentioned did half a day's work in their years in office, the labour market would be seriously depleted.