Hillarious Counter Attack!

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest.

The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading.

A couple of minutes later, he asked the priest, ''Father, what causes arthritis... Read more?''
''Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man,'' the priest replied. ''Imagine that,'' the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized: ''I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'' ''I don't have arthritis, Father,'' the drunk said, ''but I just read in the paper that the Pope does.''

Nice Piece! ;D ;D

Guy. wots up with you? It's been quite an age. ;)

Deary, have been quite busy lately!.......whatz popping in d house? hope I've not missed so much shaa?
not to worry cos am finally back with a BANG!
One luv!

@SOME-MORE,

Can't see no BANG.

@Coolguy,
Same to u

@Florafab!!!

Long time no see.

Can see that old friends are coming back.

@coolguy dearie,

I Don't think old friends went anywhere,we were just lurking around the corner.

One luv

Florafab,

Ok :D

Oh my !!!

This is the clique right.

Sooner or later, i know naijahotjobs is going to produce Chief editors, great presenters, and icons in various specialties of human endeavour.

Coolguy-Florafab-Dagunro.

You all have been very helpful Nigerian graduates on here.

@teadewole,

Sorry, there's no clique here, just some group of people naijahotjobs has made friends.

You're also the off and on member.

Ciao