Desperate job advert

Imagine the outrageous job offer someone paid half a page in a national daily to advertise.
"VACANCY, ADMINISTRATION EXECUTIVE, FEMALE"
our client, divorced, in his late fifties, and from one of the igbo speaking eastern states..........He requires the services of administration(sic) executive(FEMALE), with the opportunity of progressing to the position of executive Director.
special requirements.. from one of the igbo speaking states, devotd practising christain, ready for a meaningful feletionship that may lead to marriage etc. the requirements include inter alia....hand written application, a recent full colured photograph. all candidates will be contacted(INCREDIBLE), for an interactive sesssion....at a special venue that will guarantee maximum privacy. each candidate attending ...will be refunded full transport expenses, including accomodation and feeding.(Wednesday,MAY 27 2009 THE PUNCH)

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Who knows, it may be another anonymous advert.Lol...