CHILLY QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

Chilly Question & Ans.


Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday


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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?


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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!


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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.


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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.


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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?


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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!


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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.


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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!


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CHEERS ;D ;D

Rily Chilly 1z....u got me Giggling.....9ice.....

cool, really cool!

haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.veeeeeerrrrry funny .thumb's up!

Lol!!!!!!....Lmao!!!!!!.....Lwkm!!!!!!!.....nyc one you gat dere!!

Nice one. A bit of the Monday tension has been lifted.
Thanks galfriend.

Florafab,you should try the comedy world. I think you've got something in common with them.
Keep your humour up!

nice one

my ribs

@felix,

wetin do your ribs? Is that the reason you've been off naijahotjobs for a while?

Nice one flora,

what i appreciate more is the time u took just to make others wear some smile and light up the day-THANK U