SEAWELL SCAMMING OIL CORP

ATTENTION: APPLICANT

We have received your application and you are required to give some carefully selected information.
This is required for your screening. We hope you have a nice time answering the questions.

Online/Interview Questionnaire (SEAWELL OILS ABERDEEN)

Please send the information required below as required by SEAWELL OILS ABERDEEN, for the Compliment of the Screening/Interview Project

1. Tell us about yourself.
MY NAME IS SEAWELL SCAMMING OIL CORP.

2. Tell us about your career.
MY CAREER IS SCAMMING JOB SEEKERS

3. Discuss your Beliefs.
I BELIEVE THAT I CANNOT BE SCAMMED

4. Why do you want to work in Seawell Oils?
ALLAH PUNISH YOU, WORK FOR SCAMMERS!!

5. Would you be willing to relocate if employed?
RELOCATE TO WHERE, DO YOU EXIST!

6. Do you have any restrictions on your ability to travel?
OH YES I DO

7. After employment, Can you provide a proof of age?
YOU ARE VERY STUPID TO ASK ME THAT KIND OF QUESTION
!
8. Can you present your credentials during face to face screening in the Company’s Head Office in London?
SEE YOUR HEAD LIKE HEAD OFFICE, DO YOU HAVE LEGS NOT TO TALK OF HEAD

9. What Specific Job Positions are you applying for?
MY SPECIFIC JOB IS TO TELL THE WORLD YOU ARE SCAMMERS WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS

10. Why are you applying for this position?
BECAUSE IT IS NECESSARY

11. Any experiences on the position you’re applying for before?
NO I DON’T NEED TO HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE FOR SUCH

12. If yes from which Company?
MY OWN COMPANY!
13. Can you provide any voucher from the company?
VOUCHER! ALLAH PUNISH YOU AGAIN!

14. Have you ever been committed of crime? (Legal if the crime is reasonably relevant to the
Job: e.g. Embezzlement for a banking job.)
EFCC IS TRACKING YOU AS I AM TALKING COS I HAVE MADE MY CONTACTS

15. Are you married? Or single?
NONE OF UR FUCKING BUSINESS

16. Would you like, to relocate with your Dependant Family, encase if married?
NA U GO RELOCATE TO KIRIKIRI IN LESS THAN 24HRS

17. How many Children are you currently with?
WHEN U GET TO KIRIKIRI YOU WILL FIND OUT

18. What is your greatest weakness?
I LOOK WEAK

19. How do you handle stress?
BY MAKING SURE YOU END UP IN THE HANDS OF EFCC

20. How soon can you submit your Traveling and work permit Visa, if you are appointed For a Job Here in Seawell Oils as a proof of readiness to join?
DO YOU KNOW WHERE UK AND ABERDEEN DEY, AV U EVER ENTER PLANE, NO BI KEKE NA PEPE U DE USE,

21. Encase if you are permitted to join our Team, Can you be able to Swore an affidavit of GUARANTY From the High Court?
YES OF COURSE, THAT YOU ARE WELL-KNOWN SCAMMERS

22. What is your Present Location Now?
DRIVING TO YOUR HOUSE IN COMPANY WITH EFCC AND SARS

23. Can you be able to handling a Contract engagement with SEAWELL OILS COMPANIES, for duration? Of three consecutive years, if employed?
YOU CANT EVEN WRITE GOOD ENGLISH,

24. How much will you like to be paid as an Employee?
HUNGRY MAN, FIRST FEED URSELF BEFORE U BEGIN FIND PERSON U GO PAY SALARY

25. Give us your full details on Th e Following:

Your Full Name: SEAWELL SCAMMING COMPANY

Office Address: NO 1 WELL KNOWN SCAMMERS & YOU CANT GET ME STREET, OFF BADARY EXPRESS WAY, INSIDE KIRIKIRI NA WHERE YOU GO END, LAGOS

Direct Contact Number(s): 080-EFCC-KIRIKIRI

Email Addresses: GO FIND BETTER JOB@ SCAMMING NO GOOD.COM

Specific Job Position Applied For: READ FROM NUMBER 1 TO 28 FOR DETAILS

26. What is your Age? READ NUMBER 22

27. When can you join us? STUDY NUMBER 17 CAREFULLY FOR ANSWERS

28. Do you have a valid international passport?
LOOK BEHIND YOU NOW! EFCC AND SARS ! I TOLD YOU YOU WILL BE CAUGHT
ROT IN HELL FIRE