A new thread for NNPC Hopefuls

@ud...........gaddemm! dis is a beta laf off!
IGBO_AMERICAN RETURNEE (SIDE 1)
"This Morning"
An Igbo-American returnee drove into a filling station in his sleek state of the art Lezus Jeep
Igbo Man: Guy abeg give me full tank in (Igbo lang.)

Attendant: I only speak English Sir

Igbo Man: Okay brother, good morning, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my Motorized Automobile. Therefore, I cordially request you to transfer from your Subterranean reserviour a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the atmospheric receptacle of the said mean of parambulation to the brim!

Attendant: Ah! Bros na play i dey play

(my name na sSYGgi)
Abeg who fit translate the above to Igbo Language?

@sSYGgi, you asked for the full meaninig of your name, and this is it. Shameless Son of Yuganda Goat, Great Idiot. (sSYGgi). if your intention for this thread is mischief, i decree acid rain upon you, i prophesy deformity upon your mortal body,and restlessness to your soul, there shall be sorrow all around you because you have toyed with the anointed, i decree that the host of heaven shall scatter all that has been gathered. you shall crawl like the serpent and favour stops being your portion in Jesus name

@ssYGi u seem to me more Stupid than ABCD1234. By D way What do u mean by 'gaddemn'?? U hav over used it to a fault n i'd appreciate if u Could use something else instead.

@All thanks a million for d nice job being done, i can assure u that There ar as much of us, who just prefer to view this thread daily, as those who actively partake in it. NNPC have their reason for delaying the release of appointment letters n we also have our reasons for insisting on them releasing the letters.
I strongly Believe that it is better to die for What u Believe in, than to be cowed into What u wouldn't have done in ur Right senses. It is on this premise i want to encourage us to fight for whatever we Believe in without fear or favour for anything or person.

Nigeria is not well, can't we all see it?? Even if NNPC employs u, hw sure ar u that u would enjoy d job n ur salary in an insecured environment?? D fight doesn't Stop here, it goes beyond NNPC. It is a fight not against d government nor an organisation or individual, rather it is a fight: against d greed in us,against d tendency of us all to always feel we should be in charge while others ar perpetually bound to play d second fiddle, against d belief that we ar born to rule, against d belief that we ar d hens that lay d golden eggs, against d belief that we ar d most intelligent, against d belief that we hav been marginalised n as such we ought to work retrogressively for our collective union, against every one ill we have overlooked before now, but has become d monster fighting us now.

The President as an individual cannot do it alone, neither can the senate nor house of reps nor d MDAs, but it starts with u, me n him/her till it becomes Us n them, n then unto a one Nigeria devoid of Tribalism n regional politicis.
This is my submission

words well said. U spoke my mind, everything I've vowed to stand for throughout my life....May U be blessed beyond ur imagination.

@All, I pray that the Almighty God that createD each and everyone for a particular reason will take control and grant us our wishes

ABCD1234 na your friend..o

no call am stupid cos ur name is made up of alphabets and probably num.

ABCD1234 has never been against this recruitment.. The Only thing against is the imbalanced and low mental inputs by some active comprehensive fools who derieved thier happiness from even the most unskillfull speculations in this thread together with low capabilities in analysing issues.

Dont look for my trouble if you will not be happy to have me arround you.

Wellcome you'all to the seventh month of 2012, even as Our good God would make NNPC offer letter a reality to us, we ask that those of us that had(n would) moved-on our great God would bless and prosper the works of our hand!
Clients would not be lacking in our business! Our small input would be valued and bring out great reward!! By Gods grace we would shine all through july!!! Amen

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Originally Posted by sSYGgi

@ud...........gaddemm! dis is a beta laf off!
IGBO_AMERICAN RETURNEE (SIDE 1)
"This Morning"
An Igbo-American returnee drove into a filling station in his sleek state of the art Lezus Jeep
Igbo Man: Guy abeg give me full tank in (Igbo lang.)

Attendant: I only speak English Sir

Igbo Man: Okay brother, good morning, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my Motorized Automobile. Therefore, I cordially request you to transfer from your Subterranean reserviour a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the atmospheric receptacle of the said mean of parambulation to the brim!

Attendant: Ah! Bros na play i dey play

(my name na sSYGgi)
Abeg who fit translate the above to Igbo Language?

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Guy, if you spit rubbish here again on this thread, I will UNMASK you and you will be silent for life.Please don't dare me because you will be full of regrets.Mind you,after I might have finished unmasking you, any further spitting of trash via another username will be assumed to be you.Hence,you will be in a hotter soup.You can call this final warning that I am giving you as an empty threat,but just dare me and I will show you and the world your true identity.If you are stubborn you can just say anything nonsensical again.

@bebrief. Saw ur open letter 2 mr. President on 247ureports.com. Nice job! God wil help us.

My dear people, we can't continue like this. I have decided to write out some of our names as an appeal to fellow hopefuls, friends and pals to make this struggle a success. Also, while more names are being expected, its important to note that every name is important as we shall be celebrating in a big way by the Grace of God and can't afford to leave any body behind. May God help us that as we go out starting from Monday, may we make money and be full in spirit to make our contribution.




1. @pyrated: N1,000 (1) @ Oando
2. @JJ GOD IS GOOD: N1,000 (2) @milanista
3. @jeff debrown: N1,000 (3) @4gkevin
4. @TWINKLE CHINO: N1,000 (4) @Solidarehome
5. @Bebrief: N1,000 (5) @steadytrial
6. @Naijapatriot12: N2,000 (6) @Surj
7. @Juliet Alpha: N1,000 (7) @jeffisme
8. @ARABIC4REAL: N1,000 (8) @kinlord3
9. @magaji sagir: N3,000 (9) @bb1
10. @kadeem: N1,000 (10)@ Jesus Army
11. @bloodycorper: N1,000 (11) @Danbaura
12. @kalatex: N1,000 (12) @ABCD123
13. @OPKPEYEMI: N1,000 (13) @bozoris
14. @BATYME: N1,000 (14) @vin20
15. @IDRIS YUSUF: N2,000 (15) @patorinni
16. @KAFOX: N5,000 (16) @Trusttheonly1
17. @SHAMPOO: N1,000 (17) @lordkay2010
18. @UMAZEEZ 247: N1,000 (18) @inans75
19. @INVINCIBLE NAYA: N1,000 (19) @solobee45
20. @angeleyes21: N1,000 (20) @proffhilla
21. @bobbykay: N1,500 (21) @teyaNAmteya
22. @kaylarge: N1,000 (22) @iHustle
23. @LIONMESSI: N2,000 (23) @nne_mak
24. @PAULTUEBI: N1,000 (24) @edalob
25. @kjosefa: N1,000 (25) @Ozogwu
26. @GLY 007: N1,000 (26) @ajaokwe
27. @TOHEEBAT: N1,000 (27) @Ethnan
28. @MOUNT PISGAH: N2,500 (28) @Starch
29. @KAYLARGE: N3,000 (29) @ykokuns
30. @KA: N1,000 (30) @Roz
31. @MACAD: N1,000 (31) @terraco
32. @BONNY LIGHT: N1,000 (32) @bigbrodanaija
33. @che 10: N1,000 (33) @H.G.I.S
34. @PRESTIGE: N1,000 (34) @segxydaprof
35. @Animontee: N10,000 (35) @sSyGgi
36. @IDEOLOGY: N1,000 (36) @Mbello
37. @ajiwoju: N1,000 (37) @smokee
38. @NOMORE: N1,000 (38) @Gudwill
39. @JAJAMARK: N1,000 (39) @Ima4joe
40. @LORD WOLE: N1,000 (40) @sidimury
41. @justea: N1,000 (41) @oloks
42. @korokoro: N1,000 (42) @nnpcguy
43. @trillville: N1,000 (43) @Aceluv
44. @DALOGATE: N1,000 (44) @Yakmog
45. @TUNWUMI: N1,000 (45) @jofmas
46. @MOHAMMED M.K: N1,000 (46) @hiswill
47. @my jubilee: N1,000 (47) @Elkasim
48. @sidmory: N1,000 (48) @S. trendy
49. @KAZIE: N1,000 (49) @Jamfad
50. @JEFF DEBROWN: N1,000 (50) @cristianoNani
51. @Bennyutin: N1,000 (51) @messenger
52. @ENGALM: N1,000 (52) @oluvkky
53. @jeff debrown: N1,000 (53) @elmekus
54. @sabon birni: N1,500 (54) @M.Adam
55. @DENNIS BERGKAMP: N1,000 (55) @Abalhafsa
56. @vibrant: N1,000 (56) @finebuoy
57. @st jude: N1,000 (57) @joshfash
58. @AWULO APOLLO: N2,000 (58) @musty4u
59. @AUSTIN: N1,500 (59) @tumtum
60. @kabiru2011: N5,500 (60) @lawmaker
61. @info guy: N1,000 (61) @kristion
62. @jeff debrown: N1,000
63. @VICKOS SERVICES: N1,500 TOTAL N( inability to publish letter to Mr president)
64. @MISS FERGIE: N1,000
65. @DIVINE ENIGMA: N1,000
66. @23442: N2,000
67. @YAHAYA H JANGA: N5,000
68. @JEFF DEBROWN: N1,000
69. @OJE S: N1,000
70. @AREWA: N1,000
71. @Kadeem: N1,200
72. @Hopeful: N1,000


TOTAL: N106,200

My dear people, we can't continue like this. I have decided to write out some of our names as an appeal to fellow hopefuls, friends and pals to make this struggle a success. Also, while more names are being expected, its important to note that every name is important as we shall be celebrating in a big way by the Grace of God and can't afford to leave any body behind. May God help us that as we go out starting from Monday, may we make money and be full in spirit to make our contribution.








1. @pyrated: N1,000 (1) @ Oando
2. @JJ GOD IS GOOD: N1,000 (2) @milanista
3. @jeff debrown: N1,000 (3) @4gkevin
4. @TWINKLE CHINO: N1,000 (4) @Solidarehome
5. @Bebrief: N1,000 (5) @steadytrial
6. @Naijapatriot12: N2,000 (6) @Surj
7. @Juliet Alpha: N1,000 (7) @jeffisme
8. @ARABIC4REAL: N1,000 (8) @kinlord3
9. @magaji sagir: N3,000 (9) @bb1
10. @kadeem: N1,000 (10)@ Jesus Army
11. @bloodycorper: N1,000 (11) @Danbaura
12. @kalatex: N1,000 (12) @ABCD123
13. @OPKPEYEMI: N1,000 (13) @bozoris
14. @BATYME: N1,000 (14) @vin20
15. @IDRIS YUSUF: N2,000 (15) @patorinni
16. @KAFOX: N5,000 (16) @Trusttheonly1
17. @SHAMPOO: N1,000 (17) @lordkay2010
18. @UMAZEEZ 247: N1,000 (18) @inans75
19. @INVINCIBLE NAYA: N1,000 (19) @solobee45
20. @angeleyes21: N1,000 (20) @proffhilla
21. @bobbykay: N1,500 (21) @teyaNAmteya
22. @kaylarge: N1,000 (22) @iHustle
23. @LIONMESSI: N2,000 (23) @nne_mak
24. @PAULTUEBI: N1,000 (24) @edalob
25. @kjosefa: N1,000 (25) @Ozogwu
26. @GLY 007: N1,000 (26) @ajaokwe
27. @TOHEEBAT: N1,000 (27) @Ethnan
28. @MOUNT PISGAH: N2,500 (2 8)@Starch
29. @KAYLARGE: N3,000 (29) @ykokuns
30. @KA: N1,000 (30) @Roz
31. @MACAD: N1,000 (31) @terraco
32. @BONNY LIGHT: N1,000 (32) @bigbrodanaija
33. @che 10: N1,000 (33) @H.G.I.S
34. @PRESTIGE: N1,000 (34) @segxydaprof
35. @Animontee: N10,000 (35) @sSyGgi
36. @IDEOLOGY: N1,000 (36) @Mbello
37. @ajiwoju: N1,000 (37) @smokee
38. @NOMORE: N1,000 (38) @Gudwill
39. @JAJAMARK: N1,000 (39) @Ima4joe
40. @LORD WOLE: N1,000 (40) @sidimury
41. @justea: N1,000 (41) @oloks
42. @korokoro: N1,000 (42) @nnpcguy
43. @trillville: N1,000 (43) @Aceluv
44. @DALOGATE: N1,000 (44) @Yakmog
45. @TUNWUMI: N1,000 (45) @jofmas
46. @MOHAMMED M.K: N1,000 (46) @hiswill
47. @my jubilee: N1,000 (47) @Elkasim
48. @sidmory: N1,000 (48)@S. trendy
49. @KAZIE: N1,000 (49) @Jamfad
50. @JEFF DEBROWN: N1,000 (50) @cristianoNani
51. @Bennyutin: N1,000 (51) @messenger
52. @ENGALM: N1,000 (52) @oluvkky
53. @jeff debrown: N1,000 (53) @elmekus
54. @sabon birni: N1,500 (54) @M.Adam
55. @DENNIS BERGKAMP: N1,000 (55) @Abalhafsa
56. @vibrant: N1,000 (56) @finebuoy
57. @st jude: N1,000 (57) @joshfash
58. @AWULO APOLLO: N2,000 (58) @musty4u
59. @AUSTIN: N1,500 (59) @tumtum
60. @kabiru2011: N5,500 (60) @lawmaker
61. @info guy: N1,000 (61) @kristion
62. @jeff debrown: N1,000
63. @VICKOS SERVICES: N1,500 TOTAL N( inability to publish letter to Mr
president)
64. @MISS FERGIE: N1,000
65. @DIVINE ENIGMA: N1,000
66. @23442: N2,000
67. @YAHAYA H JANGA: N5,000
68. @JEFF DEBROWN: N1,000
69. @OJE S: N1,000
70. @AREWA: N1,000
71. @Kadeem: N1,200
72. @Hopeful: N1,000




TOTAL: N106,200

My dear people, we can't continue like this. I have decided to write out some of our names as an appeal to fellow hopefuls, friends and pals to make this struggle a success. Also, while more names are being expected, its important to note that every name is important as we shall be celebrating in a big way by the Grace of God and can't afford to leave any body behind. May God help us that as we go out starting from Monday, may we make money and be full in spirit to make our contribution.




(1) @ Oando
(2) @milanista
(3) @4gkevin
(4) @Solidarehome
(5) @steadytrial
(6) @Surj
(7) @jeffisme
(8) @kinlord3
(9) @bb1
(10)@ Jesus Army
(11) @Danbaura
(12) @ABCD123
(13) @bozoris
(14) @vin20
(15) @patorinni
(16) @Trusttheonly1
(17) @lordkay2010
(18) @inans75
(19) @solobee45
(20) @proffhilla
(21) @teyaNAmteya
(22) @iHustle
(23) @nne_mak
(24) @edalob
(25) @Ozogwu
(26) @ajaokwe
(27) @Ethnan
(2 8)@Starch
(29) @ykokuns
(30) @Roz
(31) @terraco
(32) @bigbrodanaija
(33) @H.G.I.S
(34) @segxydaprof
(35) @sSyGgi
(36) @Mbello
(37) @smokee
(38) @Gudwill
(39) @Ima4joe
(40) @sidimury
(41) @oloks
(42) @nnpcguy
(43) @Aceluv
(44) @Yakmog
(45) @jofmas
(46) @hiswill
(47) @Elkasim
(48)@S. trendy
(49) @Jamfad
(50) @cristianoNani
(51) @messenger
(52) @oluvkky
(53) @elmekus
(54) @M.Adam
(55) @Abalhafsa
(56) @finebuoy
(57) @joshfash
(58) @musty4u
(59) @tumtum
(60) @lawmaker
(61) @kristion


TOTAL N( inability to publish)



As a transparent as we expected, above are some of my assets declared. others shall be declared later. This assets can't be found in the ones always declared by @ Bebrief with total N106,200

@4gkevin.................. gaddemm!! including my name in the list makes u look wise, but u can even get wiser by including ur own name and identify with "NNPC Hopefuls ALive!" there we can talk better and drive every one to expected destination!!

@4gkevin again i say thank u!

@oluvkky.....................haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gaddemm!! wia have u been since? i never knew people with even more chronic, dilapidated and idiotic ignorant "hopefool" like u still exist! wow! u know u can make for a biggets idiotic fool of the half year award???? gaddemm!!! pls let me remind u again.... if u fail to carry out ur threat then "U WILL SURELY SEE THE ONE THAT SENIORS BEATRICE" if u undastand what i mean ( I gahu Nke toro BIati) ............hahahahah i like this now some one wants to kick d bucket once more!!!..................... thanks hope fool! i await in anticipation to ur .............................infact u be IMBECILE!