Terraco-the minister for PM affairs. i dey laff
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Terraco-the minister for PM affairs. i dey laff
pls house dont leave me out. I need the PM too,pls b kind to send it to me.
Please send me the pm
Na wa Oº°, so all these anonymous peeps D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ exist all these while...:hmmmm, KNOWN SOLDIERS! Be careful to whom U̶̲̥̅̊ send pm 2 Oº° , pls.....abeg Oº°. Corpers no be military Oº°!!
mybro, i have not even recovered from rolling on the ground as a result of laughter stemming from your initial post b4 this one. guy your ingenuity and creativity in comedy is quite hilarious and applaudable. NNPC have got a big work in their hand cos if they don't have department of comedy, they will have to create one immediately else alarm go blow for their head oooo. welldone mybro.Quote:
Originally Posted by 4K4REAL
what a power a PM has got! bringing to fore all our secret members who have rufused to identify with us ever in post since the inception of this 2nd batch struggle. hmmmm......, even some user name i have read their post in the entire life of this forum. indeed, PMs can be as more power than we can imagine. abeg make una no go into hibernation again oooo. i greet una
@Terraco my Oga, i dey o...i left when you left, dint know you were back. @4K4Real, i feel you. Where are all these newbies from? Surprised! @All, wished all of us made the list...God will reward us all anyway. One love!
@ Terraco, my bro take a bow. U 2 much, nothin does U, d bro. Na 4 both retail, bros?
Niewbiees on Rampage. So we plenty like dis. Na wa oh. Morning every one.
@4k4real: under the supervision of superior officers, i commission u as the new GGM COMEDY with immediate effect
@WhiteJoe my bro, thanks, seen it
@solobee45: tanx so much for d PM. @all: i av no link at NNPC nd wen ppeps posts,its meant to tell us d state of tins.so its beta not to post rubbish if i av no info,but av bin on dis thread since day one.Good work @all
Let the praises & dancing continue. Soon, the testimonies will begin to flow like a river. @syndik8: hope a pm had flown into ur inbox. One r teraco shouldnt be left out since he had done an open confession.
Morning guys
Big thanks to all our real informants(Terraco, and all others), but wait a minute!can someone pls send me that uplifting PM?!....Quote:
Originally Posted by Terraco
kudos to all guys ringing aloud praises. God says he resides in our praises. Jesus said where two or more are gathered in my name, there I am in their midst. For sure God is here with us - Emmanuel. Solobee et al, u too much. May our hopes and expectation not be cut short. Amen!!!
Amen oh kjosefa. We shall all have a testimony to give @the end. Chairman check.
D one "r" teraco might come out again 2 say he didn't post dat thing claiming his account was hacked again o! Abeg 4get dat Jazz!Quote:
Originally Posted by Terraco
Lets forget abt one r teraco. No update for him. He had caused enough confusion in this house
na wa 4 u people o terraco and co......if una no send me private message,,,,,God go kuku send me PUBLIC MESSAGE very soon wen i get my letter
guys pls send me pm, terraco nd co thanks for ur info
Permission to laught at 4k4REAL'S jokes sir!
Pls somebody nice should send me the pm.just curious
@Terraco, bros pls send me pm
Terraco pls what is d latest info send me pm or text me on 08037733666. Thanks man
My brethren what shall l do today? Today O l will lift up my voice in praise for l know God is always there for me, Almighty God, you are my all in all, no matter what l face when success comes my way l praise my God... Baba baba baba o You have been faithful God from the ages past, that is why your name is for ever more. @ all let the praise be high and loud. Remain Blessed.
Just check. Hmmm
Aal izz well
Some people want pm not because they are among the hopefuls but just because they are curious.
@Terraco,solobee and others,Pls I need d pm too.thx
@solobee45 & co: stop sending pm pls. I'w explain why latter.
Some enemies are here. I can assure u.
@ucpraise316: have u changed ur user name. Pls i'm confused. I saw a pm that was from ucpraises & i replied him thinking u are the one. Pls clear me Asap. I need to send u a message pls
dont really know if the PM i got is incomplete. Cos the excitement in the house tells me that.
Pls is everybody interviewed going to get the Job?
Ok general. No more Pm
na u correct pass, we shall testify in Jesus NameQuote:
Originally Posted by solobee45
Cheers solobee45, i do pray and hope we all make the list.Quote:
Originally Posted by solobee45
Baba..... èyè baba wey dey for heaven now èyè.....we dey praise u now èyè we dey praise u baba.
Brethren: it is all over.
To God be the glory & the honour forever & ever amen.
Jehovah reigns for ever!!!
AMEN!!
I Guess this is the reason for the NNPC Retail recruitment drive
NNPC budgets N4bn for 30 new petrol
stations
The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) plans to
build 10 new petrol stations for about N4billion next year even as it said that
the Federal Government lost N241.93 billion to crude theft between 2006 and this
year. The highest N98.03 billion was recorded in 2011. The nation lost another
N105 billion to pipeline vandalisation in Niger Delta. These figures were
contained in the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation’s (NNPC) 2012 budget
performance and its proposed 2013 budget which it submitted to the National
Assembly Joint Committees on Petroleum Resources (Upstream/Downstream/Gas). A
breakdown of serial crude theft as contained in NNPC’s 2012 budget performance
and 2013 budget presentation shows that in 2006, N52.85 billion was lost. The
remaining figures are as follows: 2007, N2.42 billion; 2008, 29.53 billion;
2009, N3.15 billion; 2010, N22.83; 2011, N98.03; and 2012, N33.12, totalling
N241.93 billion in just six years. In the second chart presented on Page 30 of
the NNPC’s budget proposal and performance, pipeline product losses in six
years, starting from 2006 are: 2006, N20.92 billion; 2007, 18.95 billion; 2008,
N14.36billion; 2009, N9.81billion; 2010-N9.01billion; 2011, N18.97billion; and
2012, N12.97billion, totalling N105 billion In the explanatory note provided by
NNPC stated that the causes of pipeline losses are in three folds: (a) crude
losses; (b) product losses (theft); (c) cost of repairs/environmental
remediation with N8/ litre average loss for products imports. Only N4.2 billion
was recorded as PPMC depot losses from 2007 to 2012 with the only figure
supplied for 2010. There was no figure supplied for between 2007 and 2009 and
2011-2012. A total of N81.85 billion was calculated as depot and demurrals
losses. For 2013, NNPC has allocated N1,332.90 billion for what it tagged:
“Three ultra-mega stations in YEPHLAG (Yenagoa, Port Harcourt and Lagos).”
Construction of 10 standard stations would gulp another N1,850 billion while in
the same list of major projects for 2013, NNPC voted another N750 million for 10
standard stations while the corporation will spend another N750 million to
buy/lease 20 stations next year. About N300 million was voted for trailer parks
along Abuja-Lokoja and Ibadan Expressway. In the breakdown of major capital
projects for rehabilitation of pipelines in 2013 (pipelines), NNPC said it would
spend N3, 950 billion to rehabilitate Escravos-Warri pipeline. Another N3, 950
billion would be deployed to reconstruct the Escravos-Warri pipeline. Other
pipeline expenditures are: rehabilitation of Port Harcourt-Enugu pipeline (N28,
440 billion); rehabilitation of Warri-Benin pipeline (N15, 800 billion);
rehabilitation of Enugu-Auchincloss-Benin pipeline (N3, 950 billion) and
rehabilitation of Bonny-PH crude supply line pipeline will gulp N7, 900 billion.
In its budget defence before the National Assembly, NNPC got $10.482 billion as
its 2012 budget while it will spend $13.8 billion in 2013. It had initially
requested $12.781 billion which was turned down. NNPC Group Executive Director
(Exploration and Production), Abiye Membere, stated this during the
corporation’s budget defence before the Senate’s Petroleum Resources (Upstream)
Committee. The Group Managing Director, Andrew Yakubu sat beside Membere during
the budget defence. A breakdown of the budget indicates that government equity
funding in Joint Venture (JV) companies is: $4.954 billion; funding for
government’s priority project is $0.585 million, bringing total government
equity funding to $7.365 billion. Government equity share of alternatively
funded joint venture projects is $3.117 million, bringing totalling $10.482
billion for 2012 with 61 per cent performance ratio.
Baba God noni
We thank God for His faithfulness and pray that at the end of the day, we shall have full course to glorify His name.And another prayer is that the good news around on the long-awaited 2nd list will be permanent. My regards to you all.
God is great. celebration galore. Thank you Jesus
I quite understand Terraco's not wanting to divulge the news in black and white, but I also wish we knew the precise position of things. Approval for release of letters? Or is it printing of letters started? Or courier offices beginning to get parcels or what exactly? OMG, why has the second half of 2012 been so filled with all of this suspense? Since July fa.Quote:
Originally Posted by Terraco
@bb1, welcome back from your recess. It is well
Been out sins afta d 1st list n I decided 2 chek out dis site 2day. I must say its a very timely visit. Wats up wit all d PMs flying around in secret drones? Pls o invade ma area wit d PM 2. I throway salute 2 all d generals in d house
May God make us rejoice in the end...amen
Pls say Psalms 23 with me IN PIDGIN ENGLISH:
1. The Lord na mai Shepherd, I dey kampke
2. He make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi Thermacool.
3. He panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin Name.
4. Walahi! If I waka pass where armu robber, 419, and juju people borku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey like back bone dey comfort me.
5.You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All my enemies dey look anyaya. You rob me for head with Vaseline Intensive Lotion. My cup na Ogunpa River wey come overflow hin bank.
6. True, true, betta life & mercy go gum my back till I quench. And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from lai lai to lai lai.
GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO. AMIN!!!