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Originally Posted by silvergift
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on tuesdayQuote:
Originally Posted by silvergift
where is my friend...General Sakabu?
have you finally seen the light?
A female teacher,was having a problem with a boy
in her class of 3rd grade.
The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade, Ï'm
smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.
The M'am had heard enough of his complains &
took d boy 2 d Principal's office. She explained
everything 2 the Principal who
decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a
4th grade should know.
Principal: What's 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12 & so on..
The Principal asked d boy many ques & the boy
got them right.
The Principal den asked M'am 2 send d boy 2 4th
grade. M'am decided 2 ask some more questions
& the Principal agreed.
M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that I've only 2
of?
Boy: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont
have?
Boy: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy,
oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out
soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he
could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2
get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when
u're bored. The best man always has me 1stn
what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
M'am: I come in many sizes. When Ï'm not well, I
drip. When u blow me,u feel good?
Boy: Nose
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come
with a quiver
Boy:Arrow
M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u
dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
Boy:Fork
M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in
some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his &
a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
M'am: What part of the man has no bone,but has
muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is
responsible 4 making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the
teacher:-
'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10
questions wrong myself'
Policeman: how did you kill 50 people in a car
accident? Man: I was driving at about 40mph,
when i tried to stop, i
found that i had no brakes. I
saw 2 men walking on the
street and a wedding on the
other side of the street, who
should i hit? Policeman: of course the 2 men, it's
less damage. Man: that's what i thought to myself,
but when i did it, i hit
only
1 man and the other one ran
to the wedding, SO I DROVE
AFTER HIM.
Vin 20 I just sent u a pm pls could u treat it.
IDD, LWKM, ABCD123, nice one, changing the thread to a comedy zone abi?
Info guy i have just reply ur private mail now
@Vin20, pls do attend to a private message i sent you. Thank you.
Goke abiodu, i have just reply ur mail now God bless u
Vin20, i have followed your activities on Nnpc hopefuls thread. Your people doubted your integrity but, at the end, you turned out to be sincere and correct. I wonder if you have any authentic info for DPR hopefuls as well? Pls feel free to post it here. So a lot of us will know what is going on. It would be better than replying PMs . Thanks
@Dennis, Vin20's post on the NNPC thread are yet to be confirmed, he said letters will be despatched dis week and mind u, today is thursday already, so plz dont be too sure. And there was a time wen he said the DPR director has given the go ahead for our letters but have we seen anything? No. So dont be too sure. As for me am not believing even the Minister of Petroleum till I hold my letter in my hands
Vin a nice job u r doing in both (nnpc & dpr) threads,d wahala hia in dpr thrd is dat we v bn in d dark 4 weeks if u v any info abt ours pls stimulate our spirits. ............... ... .Tank u bro!
Hmmm ... Only GOD can help us. 4every beggining ........
Destiny is a destiny nothing can change it but just a matter of time . Keep on praying....
ONE LOVE GUYZ.
What if your Destiny was to be a fashion designer or still a teacher..
WOULD YOU ACCEPT IT?
AND WHAT MAKES ONE THINK OIL JOB IS YOUR DESTINY.??
abc..... U'r a thief!!
U stole dose jokes. Lol. Y'r u a clown here but a mischief on nnpc thread?
@abc yeye boy u alwayz makes me LOL becouse of ur childish behaviour . When will u be matured pls ? Small brain
hmmmmm! I hear! @Vin20, pls do as I said eh? Thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by arabic4real
the lord is good
DPR is just a delay tactics but it won't last forever. There is time for everything under the heavens
Hi People, we have been like a typical family- fighting, having fun, sharing both joy and sadness together. For this reason, I have decided to inform people in my own thread first of. Where, I can't afford to stain my reputation.
For those who are resident in Port Harcourt, I'm putting together a team of smart, mature and intelligent young people who would work for about 4hours a day only, and 6days a week on tutoring certain categories of people (both youngsters and/or adults). Salary isn't exactly 'Oil Company grade' but, for 4hours a day one can't complain.
POSITIONS: Mathematics TutorI
Mathematics Tutor II
English Tutor I
English Tutor II
Integrated Science Tutor
Chemistry Tutor
Account Tutor
etc
Requirements: Candidates must possess BSc/BEd or HND degree
Must have NYSC Certificate.
Should be sound in the subject ares mentioned above.
Send your CVs to: [email protected]
Phone Number: 08109071560
Note: I realize that I should make this a separate thread but, a lot of us need a job to take our mind away from this circus.
--------------D. Bergkamp
@Dennis...... What's the name of your company? Is there going to be aptitude test and interview? Hope yours won't take more than two years like DPR's recruitment..........................
Stupid Denis Bk.. U too don dey recruit.?
Hahaa..haa. Ha. Abeg laugh no gree me talk wetin wey i wan talk finish.
Nja go carry last.
@ABCD: Eee dey pain you?! At least, I have hit a way of making myself useful. @ALL: I don't need to tell u who ABCD really is. You all know. It is not compulsory. Life must sail on! You are indeed frustrated!
@Dennis, what's the pay like?
Believe me Denis.. What you're now doing is really commendable. But one thing u should know is that i'm gainfully employd here in warri. And i dont need to tell you that u've wake up from ur dreams filled months of wallowing and others should pursue same, afterall you never can tell which is ur Destiny.. Dont see it as frustration but rather a demonstration of faith to teach ABCD123 and other topics.
@Denis, You and your brothers can be conducting the lectures. it is a noble attempt. @ABCD, i can conclude you are jobless, try and get a job, even if it is bush clearing, it will surely assist.
ABCD123....... YOu no well..... Who want to teach ABCD123? Na senior lecturers Dennis wan employ ooooooooo
@angel....ABCD123 has a job o, he is the CEO of one of these illegal refineries in Warri
@Arabic4real, you mean abcd is the CEO OF MADNESS GROUP OF COMPANIES, after a detail analysis of his psychology i discovered that abcd is a primary school teacher and he is already affected by the behaviour of pupils from the play group and kindergaten. guy, you need a psychiatric check up.
@all, I wonder y it's so difficult for u guy to figure it out, whoever abcd123 is, he is not employable. Reason would be 1. He is undergraduate 2. He left with a pass 3. Rusticated 4. He is not an adult but a teen. Trust me, that's y I never bother to read his post.
How Una dey..
You mean u guys are debating me as a topic already.??
This is wonderful..
Good teachers all of you would make.
@Dennis baba!!! Anyone for Lasgidi peeps??? Abeg link me sharply
Una well done ohhh!!!
Take this house. Just rejoice b'cos the letter r comin btw this week Απϑ june
fargo is that what your Pastor told you in church?
We are waiting patiently ...no wahala guyz ¿¿¿
Mrng guyz......any latest?
ABCD123 is frustrated & mad, believe me. na bad belle go kill d guy i tel u, just keep watching.
Alhamdullah..the long awaited tym has finally to an end...letters cumming soon
not yet!Quote:
Originally Posted by messi02
coming on d way soon insha Allah.