Guys! Nothing wrong i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ advertising his product and encouraging others †̥ Join him...Being an enterprenuer is good but not all can become! Let's encourage him, its better than being a begger or a bag snatcher. Shallom!
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Guys! Nothing wrong i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ advertising his product and encouraging others †̥ Join him...Being an enterprenuer is good but not all can become! Let's encourage him, its better than being a begger or a bag snatcher. Shallom!
Please fellow house, i want confirm the faith of these shortlisted names for the recruitment,that we apply early these year, from NIGERIA LIQUIFY NATURAL GAS(NLNG) AND NIGERIA SHIPPING MINNING LIMITED(NSML).if real or not&their past questions/what they normaly ask. The Sent me text yesterday on my phon.that i hav bin shorlisted for the test, which i apply as an oiler.please any 1 wit kind of text shuld kindly call me with=08069024452,name=kings nwamazi, for us2reason 2geda. And format of the text luks like these =(Congrats! U have been shortlisted for NSML ratings test. Pls text yr names and email address to us at 08080642478 today to receive your test instructions.) please reply2me .hope2c ur coperations and God bless&help us Amen. CURRENT RECRUITMENT&SHORTLISTET ON NIGERIA LIQUIFY NATURAL GAS(NLNG) AND NIGERIA SHIPPING MINNING LIMITED(NSM
Guys !!! Why the house is so silent ??? I hope all is well ??? Anyway i wish you the best.....
Polish your shoe with both kiwi and vaseline
Iron ur suits with a good experience and expose dry cleaner
Certainly its time to go and thank God for the...
THE GIFT OF LIFE.
abcd......u no well............. Lol
House,wats up wit madam ministers press conference?
Though Some Guys will still want to find out the validity and life of this recruitment, I'll comradly urge us to pursue other Goals and ignore these guys(dpr)
Again my source comfirm that the process is hanging, and further went ahead to say that the minister is solely in charge(And that no dpr staff has an eye over the matter, not even the dir). Urges for prayers.
Thus, it seems the project is half alive and half death.
He further went ahead to say that the on going probe in the system is barring verdict on the recruitment(either for the old or a new one:
W??????????? is dis house so deserted,is it dat our recruitment hav been thrown into d pit? While pti hv called on all their sucxfu candidates to com n pik up dia letters n nnpc desperately hoping for theirs wit in d week we are hia quitely wallowing in self pity. Wia r our reliable informants pls yall shld swing into action and connect wit ur various sources as dpr sista agencies r already unleashing tins. Luck 2 evry1!
Abcd123 who is ur source, the principal or ur teacher?
on tuesdayQuote:
Originally Posted by silvergift
where is my friend...General Sakabu?
have you finally seen the light?
A female teacher,was having a problem with a boy
in her class of 3rd grade.
The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade, Ï'm
smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.
The M'am had heard enough of his complains &
took d boy 2 d Principal's office. She explained
everything 2 the Principal who
decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a
4th grade should know.
Principal: What's 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12 & so on..
The Principal asked d boy many ques & the boy
got them right.
The Principal den asked M'am 2 send d boy 2 4th
grade. M'am decided 2 ask some more questions
& the Principal agreed.
M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that I've only 2
of?
Boy: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont
have?
Boy: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy,
oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out
soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he
could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2
get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when
u're bored. The best man always has me 1stn
what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
M'am: I come in many sizes. When Ï'm not well, I
drip. When u blow me,u feel good?
Boy: Nose
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come
with a quiver
Boy:Arrow
M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u
dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
Boy:Fork
M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in
some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his &
a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
M'am: What part of the man has no bone,but has
muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is
responsible 4 making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the
teacher:-
'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10
questions wrong myself'
Policeman: how did you kill 50 people in a car
accident? Man: I was driving at about 40mph,
when i tried to stop, i
found that i had no brakes. I
saw 2 men walking on the
street and a wedding on the
other side of the street, who
should i hit? Policeman: of course the 2 men, it's
less damage. Man: that's what i thought to myself,
but when i did it, i hit
only
1 man and the other one ran
to the wedding, SO I DROVE
AFTER HIM.