Career lie format

In this age where we are all lookin for better job and further career development, I am hoping I will get tips on best way to exit office in d case of a test or interview
For some time, I have been taking several excuses due to my inability to tell my boss I wanna write an apt test. I have taken several off-day ie sick leave, faked accident, drop pregnant neighbur in the hoospital, collect Univ transcript,..seems I have exhausted my lie option..
I need advice on next line of action since Chevron apt test is next week

God go soon catch U....LOL!!!

Beware of fake apt tests, there r lots of job SCAMs out here... Beware!!!

lie that u will be dead next week

u already ve something doing; just that it is small abi? do u know so many people out there don't ve at all. so my advice to you is.... forget the chevron test,give others the chance to get something.

LoL..."drop pregnant neighbour at hospital"??..Nw dt ws a lie born out of desperation. funny stuff. Well, tell him that you want to attend a compulsory family deliverance prayer session...he'l be happy cos he'l be hoping that the prayers might help u stop taking excuses all the time...LoL

Xyoung I have the perfect excuse for you.I'll use it next week so I wouldn't put it out here.You never know who's reading.
Your lies are classic.I have lined them up for when I'll be out of town for interviews.The faked accident part is extreme though.

If u r not married, then tell ur boss that u r going for ur introduction to ur girls parent on Friday

If u r not married, then tell ur boss that u r going for introduction to ur wife's parent on Friday. That should do it

If u r not married, then tell ur boss that u r going for introduction to ur wife's parent on the day of the test. That should do it

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Originally Posted by xyoung

In this age where we are all lookin for better job and further career development, I am hoping I will get tips on best way to exit office in d case of a test or interview
For some time, I have been taking several excuses due to my inability to tell my boss I wanna write an apt test. I have taken several off-day ie sick leave, faked accident, drop pregnant neighbur in the hoospital, collect Univ transcript,..seems I have exhausted my lie option..
I need advice on next line of action since Chevron apt test is next week

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Guy,just tell him u are going for a test, ur boss know that u are an aspiring young Man who have to develop career wise and if fire you cos of that them know that u are in the wrong place, i had that situation though mine is during my lunch break and i will certainly do just that.

@juan mata, nai be say ur job don tire u o... thats a quickest exit for a sack, so u can have all d time for tests

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Originally Posted by ice123

lie that u will be dead next week

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. . . crazy dude! Lolll