@MIB, you are taking this too personally.
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@MIB, you are taking this too personally.
@Lauseen, Its not that am taking it personal but its annoying bruvda, I studied hard for each stages of those assessment stage, I was almost knocked down by a fast moving bus on the workforce express while tryna cross for the 2nd stage when I was invited to their office, those bastards, I hope they are reading my message now, cant tell me that I failed the 2nd stage, I worked all the calculations correctly and got my answers, all of the 10 questions I got the answers correctly, the essay part was a piece of cake cos I knew what they were asking, hw they wanted the answer and I delivered.. Hve never had less than an A in my english exams right from sec school till university days, so they cant tell me that I made blunders in my lexis and structures while writing or that I failed the 2nd stage.. To crown it all up, am not sure anybody from the workforce conducted excercise was called up for the 11th of june GDP programme when it starts. its all a lie, a propaganda all along, I pray God wreck that bank like he did to bank PHB, Oceanic bank and others.. May God punish dem again with fire when they die..Bastards.. Wasting pples time, why bother puting up advert when u know u hve pple u want to put in ur bank... God please make dem the firewood for hell fire....
Ha MIB take it easy
my God doesnt slp. He knws d best
@MIB, you r making alot of sense.
A lot of people took risks just to be in lagos and what do we have?? Dat some people are to resume next week or thereabout. And I dont think any body from this forum was picked ooo.
When is all this bullshit going to end. Why did they bother to invite everybody knowingfully well who and who they wanted to pick.
This is a case of Nigerians doing Nigerians. Some recruitments too are like this. Later they would say Nigerian graduates are not employable. The ones that scaled through all the stages on merit, have you employed them?? So not fair.
Nyways, Life goes on and on.
One day all our investments to job tests and interviews/assessment centres will yeild good returns...SURELY.
@MIB lolz u are very funny....I jus imagined dem being the firewood in hell fire. It is well! Na naija we dey. God W?????? see us tru.he W?????? cause sm1 to speak in our favour wen the time is right cos he is watching over his children!
LWKMD! Chei! All of you are killing me with laff here! @All what would they say their criteria is for screening those who submitted cv?? I bet screening shd ave been done before inviting for the initial test!
@MIB a capital AMEN to ur prayers joor!
...and they lived happily ever after.
THE END.
@MIB, hahaha o boy your blood dey hot Ooo but you are speaking sense. Why will they waste our money, energy and time when they already have the candidates for the job advert. They are doing all these recruitment exercises to fulfil all righteousness and not to be sanctioned. God pass dem. God will give us our dream opportunities. I don reverse my moto comot for workforce/fcmb palava since, i don put my gear driving to better opportunities.
Hmmmmmmmmmnnnn.....
Guyz I've confirmed it. They truly have called people. It's so unfortunate. I put my hope in God:mad:.
Hmmm.God is watching us and will never leave His People..
well that is naija for u....i was also part of this their so called recruitment process but to my greatest surprise while we were still hoping and waiting for workforce to send us sms,my neighbour's girlfriend was already doing training wit FCMB and i thought den it was for different possition mayb i was wrong.
@ MIB, just relax and put your faith in God. Though, contrary to what most people think, the candidates FCMB eventually selected for the GDP actually went through the same stages we all went through; i.e applying online » being invited for the 1st aptitude test in Unilag » submitting their CVs on 16th May » being called for assessment centre » called for the chat/interview on May 28th » finally invited for medicals » "passed" the medicals » offered employment. The edge most of the candidates have is that they have more qualifications eg; ACCA, MBA, PMP, various Professional certificates e.t.c. My advise is that we should all do our best to continue developing ourselves by acquiring more professional skills, certificates, and qualifications. Also, let's also remember constantly that its God that provides anyone with a job. All we can do is empower ourselves and keep believing God would do ours for us at the right time. #Meet you all at the top#
God is watchn us. I must testify ds year in Jesus name! Amen.
@Mushupii I doubt the last info you put up! Cos I ave an MBA from a foreign school, CIPM, A BSC, A Diploma all in a banking related field. Infact it was workforce that sent me the initial text message to apply for the job and the unilag test was a walk in the park. The age was also perfect so I really don't see the reason why after submitting CV on the 16th I was dropped. At this point I am forced to think you are a staff of Workforce trying to do damage control. Plus your write ups look quite articulated like a PR thing stop trying to justify workforce cos you can't say stuff with such authority if you aint an insider.I think Nigerian graduates are past that stage.
@ TheRock; I'm not an insider just a concerned candidate like yourself and every other person in this forum. I believe u are very qualified for the GDP. Why you weren't called after submitting your CV, I wouldn't know neither would you. My write up's so well articulated because I went through these processes and I happen to know successful candidates who all started the process with me. I'm sorry if me trying to clarify facts makes you doubt my person and my intentions. Once again, I wish everyone of us the best. #Meet you all at the top#
@Mushupii sorry still not buying! Your first comment was looking for info now you are the expert sharing all the info! Smh! You guys ave to try better. #Godiswatchingworkforce#
@TheRock, you are just making assumptions. If Mushupii hadn't come forward with info that the recruitment process was over, we all wud probably still be hoping we wud be called soon. I'd like to believe Mushupii comes in good faith, if not, not my prob. I'm very sure a few guys on this forum got employed by fcmb but kept it all to themselves, probably laughing at all our ignorance. @Mushupii, thank you for your info, really appreciated. Now we know what is, and what isn't.
God is watchn u all. Why treat innocent unemployd youths ds way???
Wel, i dnt hv anytn against workforce or any oda agency.
When God says ds is my job, none of them kan take it frm me!
This is really serious...., but what of some of NHJ who were called for the chat? Did they All fall out and didn't get to the medicals? Should we assume no Naija hot jobbers got the job? Zora..?..etc ...., a lot of questions passing through my heart, i would appreciate an answer to any of these questions.
However, i'm not dismayed for all things work together for good to those who love God and are called according to his purposes.
@Mushupi, if professional certification was used in the CV selection stage, why did you think `the rock' wasn't selected?, @ those that submitted CV, Were you asked normal interview questions while your data was being entered into the system by the workforce agent..?
@ The rock, thumbs up bruvda, @ mushii, Go boil grave till it softens, wait... take a deep breath and read what u wrote, its what they call beautiful rubbish... all those certifications u wrote, takes time to acquire, with the looming restriction on age limit for job application, before u get the lot of them ur gonna be old already, moreover, why is it called a GDP, incase u dnt know, its for fresh out of school graduate, with little or No experience or certification other that there Bsc or B eng or LLB or MBBS, so telling me that professional certifications for GDP's is a criteria for employing pple at FCMB, is bullshit.. what went on is what they call recruitement fraud.. which should be punishable.. All the pple employed were connected simple and they didnt do any of the excercise with us. period. so coming here to tell about some rubbish PMP, ACA of MBA is rubbish. it
I will soon find a genuine biz to do so dat i dnt get embarasd by ds fraudulent so called recruitment agencies!
Hmmm.......i wish i had been commenting on this thread earlier....I am among those selected for the GDP...i boned NHJ for a while after i offered info on the Union Bank thread and was rubbished...i hate "arguments"....so i just opted out from NHJ for a while.....the truth is other NHJobbers got the job....they aint just taking cos there's so much controversy over the FCMB GDP...i agree with other NHJobbers..i dont know wat criteria (cv stage) was used to select those invited for the assessment centre cos lots of pple "fit the bill" perfectly...i think workforce made a mistake somewhere along the line maybe in the text msg sent to all candidates...I got this job strictly by merit (meaning i did not lobby-i dont know anyone in workforce or FCMB)...i just kept on hoping for the best cos pple around me on the final chat day had foreign MSc's and all sorts of qualifications and we were all battling for GDP...MeHumble4....we've met before as finalist for a job and also met at FCMB unilag aptitude test.....i believe yours is coming too....i think to a large extent...this recruitment was transparent (workforce may av messed up a lil bit along the way).....I wanna thank Zeus007 who has been encouraging me not to get depressed...the search process has been long...i think the countless tests and interviews helped a lot cos i now face interviewers and answer interview questions better.....However,i can only say GOD helped me,cos it was not by my power and neither by my might....t'was GOD all the way....my fellow forumites...pls dont get discouraged...Your GOD-given job wont pass you by....keep praying and working hard...May GOD guide us towards good jobs that would give us peace,prosperity and progress....All will be well by GOD's grace.Amen....Shalom
N.B....at muscovite....i cant wait for ur testimony to be on this forum...you're an inspiration to so many pple...everytime i get depressed about the job search,your contributions help lift my spirit...GOD bless you.Amen
@Aash, tanx 4 ur words. God wil do it at d appointed tym. Sumtyms am unhapi dat i hvnt got a job bt i hv always bn a transparent to ppl.
I will do my best here.
Not evn my unemployment status kan eva make me hoard any job i see!
Amen! Amen! Amen!
Will wait patiently 4 God's time.
My greatest hapines is dat many hotjobbers get jobs every month. It gvs me joy alot.
@AAsh: PM please.....thanks
Muscovite I'm new on hotjobs but you too much jo. Your time is definitely coming and it will be bigger than your expectations.
The painful part is the money I wasted on dis process. I did nt want to come initially.
@ All, I have said It before and now someone else is saying IT, I made mention of the fact that workforce sent everybody a congratulatory message but no one believed me, they covered up their tracks by saying somepple should come and submit CV and from there, they called up few pple for Assessment center and then move up to meet the bank management. BUT what baffles me is that we that wrote our assessment on saturday, what became of Us? was anybody from that group called up to meet with the management? were we also deceieved too cos the invigilators there said and I coat '' If u are writing this assessement center, it means u pass the 1st stage @ unilag''.. its still a misery to me.. maybe we all failed the 2nd stage or we were also part of the plan to cover up there mistake.. Allah is watching everybody!!!!!!! Good AM pple..
There are many big fishes in d ocean. U ppl shld jst move on wit sumtn else. I hv 4gtn them long ago! Though they waisted my tym, energy and money
guys let me break my silence. FCMB scammed us. i was dropped at the chat level but i knew i did my best. only 12 GDP were picked & i believed bsed on naijja factor. they said no more vacant slot and i wonder. is it not the FCMB that laid off over 800 personnel this year and need to augument their human work force. NO MIND THEM, THEY HAVE THEIR CANDIDATES AND THIS PROCESS WAS JUST FORMALITY. NO BLAME WORKFORCE COS THEY VE DONE THEIR PART. ...... ....LET ME UNOFFICIAL CLOSE THIS THREAD............THE END
.....not yet, i started the thread and ONLY me will close it(LOL)
On a serious note, you mean a whole bank will take only 12 for her GDP
@spothot, precisely... So grant me the honor of ending it
Bravehost and spothot, na me start am gangan. Bravehost u wan end this trend wen matter just start eh! I don remove the padlock whey u put there.
Until this post enter 2000 comments, we no go stop oh!
...and i still say not yet(LOL)
I thinl there ought to be postmortem of this workforce recruitment to know what really happened
I wish we NHJobbers introduced ourselves on that final chat day...i was hoping you were among the final twelve...i was GOD's candidate cos i didnt know anyone there....or did you runz urself to the final 25?....i didnt runz anything...i av also made it to the final stage of diff interviews so i know how dissapointed you feel but pls dont bad-mouth the process cos you didnt make the final 12 (i didnt even know pple wld still be dropped at that stage)...do you know the plans GOD has for you?...something better may be in the offing....Just be prepared!....as for me,this aint the peak...its just a start-off point...am running my own race and not gonna compare myself to others...i just pray that GOD leads me in the right path which is what i also pray for other forumites...Shalom!!
Aash, amen ooh.
Spothot lwkmdh 'postmotem' for workforce recruitment. Postmotem plus surgical operation will do it better.