Topic: Dangerous Tricks

A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween

party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her

husband to go to the party alone.



He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she

argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and

go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman costume and away he went.



The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,

awakened without pain, and, as it was still early,

decided to go to the party.



In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought She would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when She was not with him. She put on a Goldilocks costume.



So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband

cavorting around on The dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he cuddle and copping a Little feel here and a little kiss there.



His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive

babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.



She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since

he was her husband.

After some more to drink he finally whispered a

little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie in the back seat.



Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away

and went home and put her costume away and got into

bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make

up for his outrageous behaviour.



She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she

asked what kind of time he had.



"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a

good time when you're not there."



Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"



He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one

dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and

some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."



"You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.



To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my Batman costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time. He told me he got lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit"





Do you think she will be honest enough to tell her Husband the truth?





For once, wives should try to trust their husbands so that they will not fall into an unforgettable mess they will live with all through their live time.





Food for thought, I guess.

Hmmmmmmmmm!!